A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging
two plastic bin bags,one in each hand. There's a hole
in one of the bags and once in a while a£20 note flies
out of it on to the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Madam, there
are £20 notes falling out of that bag...'
'Damn!' says the little old lady....'I'd better go
back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks
for the warning!'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the policeman. 'How did
you get all that money? Did you steal it?'
'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back
garden backs onto the car park of the football stadium.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in
the bushes, right into my flower beds!' So, I go and stand
behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I grab
it and I say: '£20 or off it comes!' '
'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'Good luck!' By
the way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well', says the little old lady, 'Not all of them pay.'