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31-01-2008, 16:01
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i have a story, a story about a stupid girl, being drunk and a pie...and that stupid girl was me
I lost my job on that, rainy Thursday the 17th, and came home deciding i would start drinking at about 10am and didn't stop. By the end of the night around 17 cans of lager had been consumed, when my partner got home, she joined me for a few drinks. as the evening progressed i realised i was swealtering and decided to remove all but my socks, once fully naked we decided we should have something to eat and we chose my personal favourite, the pie. As i sat there singing along to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Kat successfully cooked pie and brought me mine, i crossed my legs on the settee and perched the plate between my knees and proceeded t poke a hole in the top of the pie...like you do! the next bit i think played out in slow motion. i realised the pie was slipping but did nothing about it and the next thing i know the hot pie was in between my naked legs as the gravy ran down onto my butt, i looked at the pie helplessly saying "ow that hurts".
i had burnt my bum! the morning followed with two blisters on my butt!
on a furthur note pies, nakedness and being drunk do not mix.
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31-01-2008, 16:04
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Oh no! Thanks for the tip 
Much appreciated 
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31-01-2008, 16:12
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I have heard that the Sunday sport pay good money for stories like yours. 
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31-01-2008, 16:15
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I have heard that the Sunday sport pay good money for stories like yours. |
Really??  mmmmm... 
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31-01-2008, 16:16
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Really?? mmmmm... |
my story, mine...bad hummybabe, bad 
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31-01-2008, 16:18
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my story, mine...bad hummybabe, bad |
 we could both do the same story! but i'll do mine with apple pie and custard instead
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01-02-2008, 11:39
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Did the dog lick the gravy off 
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01-02-2008, 12:33
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Did the dog lick the gravy off |
Imagine that in the headlines? lol
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01-02-2008, 13:40
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Did the dog lick the gravy off |
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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01-02-2008, 13:41
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I did I similar thing with lasagne once, put it in the microwave too long and then decided to eat it naked in bed, proceded to spill it all over the show, ending up in bed rather burnt with no sheets on, and having to wash a bit pile of sheets covered in mince the next day while nursing a hangover.
Bloody wine.
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01-02-2008, 13:57
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I don't get drunk so i can't share any 'spilling down my lap while drunk and naked' stories with you 
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01-02-2008, 14:01
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Did the dog lick the gravy off |
Wrong on soooo many levels!!!
My worst one was waking up on the settee with an indian all over me, chicken bhuna too - could NOT get the stains out of the white top I'd had on that night either...
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01-02-2008, 14:36
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Wrong on soooo many levels!!!
My worst one was waking up on the settee with an indian all over me, chicken bhuna too - could NOT get the stains out of the white top I'd had on that night either... |
Good God,  I had to read that twice, didn't realise you meant a takeaway, thought you meant the real thing at first
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01-02-2008, 14:51
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24-02-2008, 23:37
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I don't get drunk so i can't share any 'spilling down my lap while drunk and naked' stories with you |
why dont I believe that?
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01-03-2008, 19:37
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Hi olderwoman1, nakedness and ironing-in-a-rush-b4-work also don't go well together, as I found out 2 years ago! Got a nasty burn on the top of my leg ouchhhh! Yours sounds a bit more delicate though lol  (ps I'm also an olderwoman, to my woman of 13yrs younger hehe! )
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01-03-2008, 20:25
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I was scared when you got to the 'poked a hole in the pie' bit that the story was going to turn to the 'american pie' side of things....
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01-03-2008, 20:27
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Of course I've just read your signature and have realised that there would be a slim chance of that happening 
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07-03-2008, 20:05
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I was scared when you got to the 'poked a hole in the pie' bit that the story was going to turn to the 'american pie' side of things....
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eep that would be painful on a red hot pie
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10-03-2008, 19:22
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Was it a bushy plate????
Sorry I will get my coat.......................
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