[purdyamos]

I've been passed this story as I've battled with the Croatian language myself. Luckily they're usually so grateful and amazed that you've made any effort at all to speak it, you can be as crap as you like.

Freudian slavic slip - is this what gave them the edge?

I don't know what embarrassing cock-ups (!) I made, though they were doubtless legion. Nothing good enough to make me a celeb.

[Tarquin]

I think the original version ain't too bad either

[mort]

I thought the thread title was slinger makes a mountainous error

[melthebell]

what a bunch of crock
he made a cockup....the england players stayed in the pub during the first half simple as...no excuses

[Dozy]

I seldom find anything to do with football even mildly entertaining, but that was a cracker

[HappyHoosier]

I say if you're going to make a mistake, make it a good one. "My penis is a mountain" is much funnier than "My chin is a mountain."

[ShinyPurple]

Originally Posted by HappyHoosier

I say if you're going to make a mistake, make it a good one. "My penis is a mountain"

Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill