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02-11-2007, 15:36
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Dore village, Sheffield
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Reports are comming in of an ugly (very ugly) man spotted in Sheffield city centre this (Friday) teatime. It is feared he may be out and about tonight after dark and may attempt to enter a nightclub.
Police have advised that if you see him on no account must you approach him as he is believed to wear a toupee. Instead please report him to the nearest bouncer or telephone Nick Ross at Crimewatch UK.
Any woman who is appraoched by this man in any bar or club will be offered counceling and may be able to claim some compensation.
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02-11-2007, 15:41
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Karaoke Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Alive in Sheffield
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It's a lie, i'm not going anywhere near town tonight!
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02-11-2007, 15:42
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Netherlands
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stop trying to big yourself up man
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Potato?
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02-11-2007, 15:44
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Dore village, Sheffield
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I've ironed my best trousers and all set to go.
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02-11-2007, 15:56
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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could you give yourself up the Sid, I need the reward money
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02-11-2007, 16:00
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Part-Time Blonde
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Hunters Bar
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slimsid2000
Reports are comming in of an ugly (very ugly) man spotted in Sheffield city centre this (Friday) teatime. It is feared he may be out and about tonight after dark and may attempt to enter a nightclub.
Police have advised that if you see him on no account must you approach him as he is believed to wear a toupee. Instead please report him to the nearest bouncer or telephone Nick Ross at Crimewatch UK.
Any woman who is appraoched by this man in any bar or club will be offered counceling and may be able to claim some compensation.
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Awww, im sure your not that bad, are you? 
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02-11-2007, 16:02
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Hooked
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Next to the woods
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Originally Posted by lubylou
Awww, im sure your not that bad, are you? |
He's not actually paticularly ugly - it's more of a personality problem........
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02-11-2007, 16:03
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Mr Binty
Join Date: Jan 2004
Total Posts: 6,424
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As long as he keeps away from the Washington I ain't bothered 
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Did he call me Len again? You address me by my proper title... you little.......!
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02-11-2007, 16:08
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Ditsy Von Teese
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: hillsborough
Total Posts: 4,137
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D2J
As long as he keeps away from the Washington I ain't bothered |
and the red lion too.
x
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02-11-2007, 16:09
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Heeley
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Halibut
He's not actually paticularly ugly - it's more of a personality problem........
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I was going to say it's more mental than physical.
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02-11-2007, 16:12
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Ditsy Von Teese
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: hillsborough
Total Posts: 4,137
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nick2
I was going to say it's more mental than physical.
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i can do without them and all! 
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02-11-2007, 17:29
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: In your mind
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I was pondering what to do with my 6000 post and after much deliberation and head scratching I came across this thread. I couldn't resist, slimsid the saviour
Anyway, slim........ you are a bit late for halloween, but I'm sure the novelty will attract hoardes of ladies 
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02-11-2007, 18:26
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Ohh your all so evil. Have a good night Slim, good luck
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02-11-2007, 19:01
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Princess Cool
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a bar near you soon
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I see so many ugly men about I don't think I'd be able to spot Sid, bad dressers, beer bellies and that's just the er sons - can anyone tell me they see plenty of good-looking men about?
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02-11-2007, 19:05
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Being as I haven't been to any SF meets, I'm beginning to wonder what is wrong with Sid? Why are you all so down on him?Why is he so down on himself? 
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02-11-2007, 23:44
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Ditsy Von Teese
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: hillsborough
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Quote:
Originally Posted by whitehorses
Being as I haven't been to any SF meets, I'm beginning to wonder what is wrong with Sid? Why are you all so down on him?Why is he so down on himself? |
...neither has sid for that matter.
would the real sid please stand up...and prove if youre a real being or an online persona.
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03-11-2007, 01:24
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Uxbridge now, formerly H'boro
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Is anyone else sick of this attention seeking weirdo on SF? As a member for years now I cannot believe either:
a) It's a wind up gone so far OOT that they can't stop it
b) He hasn't topped himself through self-pity
c) The men in white coats haven't turned up
No more SlimSid for me....it's not funny anymore. I've had friends who are so ugly it's untrue and even they managed to pull before they were 30.
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03-11-2007, 01:36
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formerly djash1000
Join Date: May 2005
Total Posts: 12,168
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PuressenceUK
Is anyone else sick of this attention seeking weirdo on SF? As a member for years now I cannot believe either:
a) It's a wind up gone so far OOT that they can't stop it
b) He hasn't topped himself through self-pity
c) The men in white coats haven't turned up
No more SlimSid for me....it's not funny anymore. I've had friends who are so ugly it's untrue and even they managed to pull before they were 30.
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ah , you're speaking to me now? 
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03-11-2007, 01:41
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Ecclesfield village
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slimsid2000
Reports are comming in of an ugly (very ugly) man spotted in Sheffield city centre this (Friday) teatime. It is feared he may be out and about tonight after dark and may attempt to enter a nightclub.
Police have advised that if you see him on no account must you approach him as he is believed to wear a toupee. Instead please report him to the nearest bouncer or telephone Nick Ross at Crimewatch UK.
Any woman who is appraoched by this man in any bar or club will be offered counceling and may be able to claim some compensation.
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It's no good telephoning Nick Ross. Crimewatch sacked him (or should I say would not renew his contract?) earlier this year. What was the reason? - he was sixty and considered too old to be the programme's presenter. It didn't matter that he was brilliant at the job. Just too old. Like hell he was.
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03-11-2007, 02:25
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Total Posts: 2,374
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nigel Womersle
It's no good telephoning Nick Ross. Crimewatch sacked him (or should I say would not renew his contract?) earlier this year. What was the reason? - he was sixty and considered too old to be the programme's presenter. It didn't matter that he was brilliant at the job. Just too old. Like hell he was.
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Rather ironic considering Age Discrimination is now a crime eh
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