I would rather be smeared with honey and tied to a red-ant hill in the noonday sun than (blank).
If you're a sicko who would actually LIKE to be smeared with honey and tied to a red-ant hill, please replace that part of the sentence with something extremely unpleasant.
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I swear I didn't see this thread before I just typed that I wanted my face covered in dog food then let at the local pit bulls. But I suppose it will have to do.
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