[zaadee]

50 things girls wished guys knew.

hahahah i thought this was funny.. so i decided to share it with you all!


1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.

35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.

36. Sometimes NO! really means NO!
37. Wife Beaters are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. Fat Chicks have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

[Tess]

that is the most accurate thing ive read all day lol xxx

[convert]

Originally Posted by zaadee

50 things girls wished guys knew.

hahahah i thought this was funny.. so i decided to share it with you all!


1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
When we tell you that other girls are hot, take the hint, try to copy the look
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Agreed, lead by example especially during the footie
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
IF you dressed that way we wouldn't have to act
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
Guys, make things simple, marry the girl on her birthday, less dates to remember
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
Oh yes there is dear, cut down on the sugar in your coffee, cos your ass is getting fat!
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
I do Love the cat, I don't expect you to S**g the Dog
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
We don't want to seem too keen, it's just when you mention wedding plans on the first date, we get scared, our fingers twitch and we're unable to press the buttons on telephones.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
Hints! You know we don't do hints. Take an add out in the times and tell us we're dumped, then we might just understand
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
Neither is boiling the bunny
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
We're not putting things in your butt. We're looking for the remote.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
Agreed
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
Foreplay is indeed not an option
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
That's why we book the table for an hour after the time we've told you. Then when we turn up 15 minutes late (from your time), we know you'll rush, and we might make the reservation on time
14. Eye contact is key.
Depends if the holes in the paper bags align.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
Impossible
16. Laugh at our jokes.
Unless they're a 'fashion statement' in which case we'll be heard to mutter 'no dear, your ass doesn't look big in that'
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
That's one word, repeated 3 times. The proper three words are Beer, Sex and Football
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
Groupies, you know some groupies, get 'em round
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
We never wonder if yours was. We don't care.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
Especially if it's a treasure hunt, you'll bever be able to read the map
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
I don't have any sisters
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
Depends what we're asking for
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
We will never have enough cars or motorbikes. Ours are more expensive, so we win
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
What's the story with the other 30 days then?
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
How about on a plane, inflight
26. We love surprises!
Not if you catch me in bed with your sister.
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
Iron, sorry that's womans work.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
Your talking about diamond rings again aren't you
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
Whilst on the subject of underwear, don't wear wonda bras and tummy tuckers, there is a law saying you can't advertise what you don't have.
30. Clean your room before we come over.
This is clean, you should have seen it before
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
I did brush them, but I've had a curry since.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
I wish you'd suck when you go down on us.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
Guys, time to turn up the 'insensitive ass' routine, the bunny boiler is still looking in jewellers
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
S'OK I'm on the way over to your sisters.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
Like I said, there's always your sisters.
36. Sometimes NO! really means NO!
So does that mean that sometimes NO! really means YES?
37. Wife Beaters are not an adequate form of fashion.
?????????????????
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
If we get you on tape you WILL be a porn star, and no longer our girlfriend
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
We're not crying at the movie, we're crying because your sisters gone on Holiday
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
Much better to keep all girfriends in a 'current' rather than an 'ex' status. We like complicated
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
Ooh she thinks I'm special.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
Guys who are good 'cuddlers' are too tired to s**g you, from s**ing your sister(s)
43. Fat Chicks have feelings too.
It's just that they're buried so deep we can't find them
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
Or, I did something wrong on purpose so you'd stop nagging, and let me watch the footie.
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
We are all good dancers, the same as all women are good lookers; it just depends on the level of alcohol consumed.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
No, it means she's probably on the other phone line, talking the hind legs off a donkey.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
Lies. I refer you to point 23
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
Who's saying it, Guys stop using the L word, it's confusing them
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
You haven't found out about me and your sisters yet
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
When us guys get together we show the videos made in point 38, we probably don't know everything about you, but we know enough

Edited for accuracy.

[FUTO]

LOL what a list