Story below. I am pleased to confirm that, after lengthy empirical investigations, I do. Indeed, when women have eulogised about how well endowed I am, they have not been referring to my mortgage arrangements. On the whole, it is a mutually advantageous peculiarity. One of the benefits for me is that, when I go bleary-eyed to the bathroom in the middle of the night, my morning glories are such that I never bump my nose on the bathroom door. However, mother nature's generosity in this regard also has its downsides. For example, I sometimes think that women only want me for my 'Sky+' and are not really interested in me as a person. Secondly, when I watch a TV clip of alluring young fillies gyrating and cavorting and decide to record it, I instinctively tend to grab hold of the wrong Sky+ - which can be somewhat distracting.
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