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Old 04-09-2007, 20:10   #1
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What on earth has Keira Knightley done to herself? Is she going for the Corpse Bride look? She has the figure of a pre-pubescent 12 year old boy! Eat something, love, before you snap like a twig.
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Old 04-09-2007, 20:12   #2
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Oo dear, she's not looking good is she.
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Old 04-09-2007, 20:50   #3
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its a shame because shes a nice looking girl. although she does seem to have about 97 teeth
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Old 04-09-2007, 20:53   #4
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She needs one of my mum's meat and tatty pies
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Old 04-09-2007, 20:58   #5
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But shes always been that thin.....! Even in Bend it like becckham she was overly thin.

I think she's one of those naturally very skinny people
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Old 04-09-2007, 21:13   #6
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What's going on with her neck??? It's twice as long as her head! Bet that one is in Heat next week.... she's like a skinny helena bonham carter!
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:52   #7
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I love the fact that in a magazine a while ago, it said she was "curvy"!! What curves?

I also can't stand her though, the fact that it appears her teeth are wired together as she always talks through them!!! She is probably a really nice person, but personally can't stand her.
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:54   #8
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Nothing wrong with her

maybe your all just been a bit catty
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:58   #9
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Nothing wrong with her

maybe your all just been a bit catty
Nothing wrong with her? She's moving into Nicole Richie/Rene Zellweger anorexic, lollipop head territory!

She's a very pretty woman, and I know she's naturally thin, but she really does look emaciated in those photos.
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Old 05-09-2007, 12:01   #10
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Theres a difference between being naturally thin and looking ill - and here I'm afraid she just looks ill...
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I was amazed to read that she only eats celery and greggs pasties and has seven bowel movements a day.
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Old 05-09-2007, 12:15   #12
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I was amazed to read that she only eats celery and greggs pasties and has seven bowel movements a day.
Don't we all?
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Old 05-09-2007, 13:27   #13
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Such a shame, at one time Miss Knightly was one of the few Hollywood Starlets I *ahem* would, with.
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Old 05-09-2007, 13:37   #14
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I love the fact that in a magazine a while ago, it said she was "curvy"!! What curves?
That will be the curve of her rib bones

She claims she's not anorexic but then how many anorexics admit they have a problem. Hopefully she is just naturally skinny but if not I hope she eventually gets help before she becomes another celebraty tragedy.
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She claims she's not anorexic but then how many anorexics admit they have a problem. Hopefully she is just naturally skinny but if not I hope she eventually gets help before she becomes another celebraty tragedy.
She needs to watch Hollyoaks. That'll make her think!!!
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She looks fine to me. I am naturally tall and thin and have lost count of the amount of times that people feel it is perfectly fine to comment on my weight and say that I need to put some on. Yet I cannot for the life of me remember when I last say someone go up (directly) to an over-weight person and say how fat they are looking. I think it is incredibly rude to comment on anyones appearance in a negative way- would you go up to someone and say ' your teeth are crap' or 'I hate you haircut', yet it seems acceptable to comment on peoples weight constantly- Why does it matter? Surely there are more pressing issues...
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She looks fine to me. I am naturally tall and thin and have lost count of the amount of times that people feel it is perfectly fine to comment on my weight and say that I need to put some on. Yet I cannot for the life of me remember when I last say someone go up (directly) to an over-weight person and say how fat they are looking. I think it is incredibly rude to comment on anyones appearance in a negative way- would you go up to someone and say ' your teeth are crap' or 'I hate you haircut', yet it seems acceptable to comment on peoples weight constantly- Why does it matter? Surely there are more pressing issues...
I agree with ya taylor
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as non of you 'would', i'll claim her as my own then.
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Old 06-09-2007, 19:42   #19
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She's made it into this week's heat wearing an equally awful strange item of clothing!
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Old 06-09-2007, 19:49   #20
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maybe she needs some worming tablets
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