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28-05-2007, 21:26
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This is soooo romantic (sigh). Mr Wocky proposed to me, here on the the Forum, and after a great deal of mature consideration, I gave him my reply the other day:
"No problemo! I've decided we can all convert to being Mormons - after all, if I can change my sexual orientation for your sweet sake, I can certainly take up religion.
This will mean you can have as many wives as you want. Of course, we'll all have to move to Salt Lake City but at least that means you'll be closer to your all-time favourites, The Osmonds.
I thought we might have Cressida and Pattricia for bridesmaids - and you might consider Melthebell for your best man? He seems like a nice lad.
I'll have my ma-in-law as my maid of honour - her wheelchair looks quite nice all done up with white satin ribbons, and I can give her a double dose of medication so she doesn't dribble too much or have one of her "turns".
I'll go and check out the Wedding Group, because I'm obviously not too experienced about this heterosexual wedding thing.
Remember to let me know about the bridesmaids
Dozy"
It's going to be a totally Forum affair - hopefully, sharpsinger will be providing the entertainment at the reception and I'm hoping the Forum smoking room will be available for the event.
Any suggestions warmly welcomed.
Dozy
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28-05-2007, 21:27
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Miss Moneypenny
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Ah, yes, a bridesmaid at last. Have you decided on the colours yet. ? Midnight Blue perhaps ?
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28-05-2007, 21:32
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Originally Posted by pattricia
Ah, yes, a bridesmaid at last. Have you decided on the colours yet. ? Midnight Blue perhaps ?
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Oh no, it's up to you and Cressida to decide:
"OK - I found the colours. http://www.st-mike.org/colors.html
At the moment, I'm leaning towards Carnation, Dead Spaniard or Puke.
What are your thoughts?
Dozy"
I know Cressida seems keen on Carnation.
Perhaps I should have mentioned that I will be wearing Goose Turd Green myself, as I think it will be the best match for Mr Wocky's ichor, and if he starts oozing during the ceremony, I can discreetly mop it up without embarrassing the clergy.
Dozy
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28-05-2007, 21:34
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Miss Moneypenny
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Well we will follow your lead Dozy. Depends on mr Jabberwocky doesnt it ?
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28-05-2007, 21:36
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Grim Creeper
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Im happy as long as the bridesmaids are goats!
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28-05-2007, 21:37
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For outside the chapel, you clearly need a guard of honour composed of Jabbers' past ovine conquests, each sporting a jaunty silk ribbon of finest goose turd green around their woolly little necks.
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28-05-2007, 21:41
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Miss Moneypenny
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Yes, and they will be telling jokes to the crowd. Mary had a little lamb, and the gynaecologist is looking into it " !! Ha -Ha, its the way I tell em. 
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28-05-2007, 21:45
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Whoah WHOAH wait a cotton picking sec, dag nabbit!!
Chapel..?
CHAPEL???
You expect ME to wander into a church??? The last time I tried to get into one of those hell holes was a complete farce! The hunchback on the roof kept trying to pour boiling oil onto me!
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28-05-2007, 21:51
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Miss Moneypenny
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Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
Whoah WHOAH wait a cotton picking sec, dag nabbit!!
Chapel..?
CHAPEL???
You expect ME to wander into a church??? The last time I tried to get into one of those hell holes was a complete farce! The hunchback on the roof kept trying to pour boiling oil onto me!
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Register office then Jabbers ? 
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28-05-2007, 21:51
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Originally Posted by pattricia
Register office then Jabbers ? |
Yeah thatll be fine.
Just,.,, no hunchbacks with kettles of oil, ok..?
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28-05-2007, 21:52
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cheep jokes
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you can eat me if you like! i make a fantastic main course! i'd like to be involved, too!
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28-05-2007, 22:00
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Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
Yeah thatll be fine.
Just,.,, no hunchbacks with kettles of oil, ok..?
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Oh darn, I suppose it'll just have to be boring old confetti, then.
Dozy
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28-05-2007, 22:01
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Originally Posted by Hecate
For outside the chapel, you clearly need a guard of honour composed of Jabbers' past ovine conquests, each sporting a jaunty silk ribbon of finest goose turd green around their woolly little necks.
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Definitely not! I'd be too concerned about (a) Mr Wocky getting too excited before the reception and (b) the possibility of them attacking me savagely in a fit of jealousy.
Dozy
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28-05-2007, 22:01
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Grim Creeper
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Originally Posted by Dozy
Oh darn, I suppose it'll just have to be boring old confetti, then.
Dozy
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Thats sorted. Ill supply that, I have a scalp and fungal infection!
Dandruff will fall like snow!
Just,, try not to touch it... its a bit acidic...
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28-05-2007, 22:02
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Originally Posted by Dozy
Oh no, it's up to you and Cressida to decide:
"OK - I found the colours. http://www.st-mike.org/colors.html
At the moment, I'm leaning towards Carnation, Dead Spaniard or Puke.
What are your thoughts?
Dozy"
I know Cressida seems keen on Carnation.
Perhaps I should have mentioned that I will be wearing Goose Turd Green myself, as I think it will be the best match for Mr Wocky's ichor, and if he starts oozing during the ceremony, I can discreetly mop it up without embarrassing the clergy.
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Don't tell me you've never heard of Jinny Green Teeth?
It would be a perfect colour for a bridesmaid!
Why not go down to the local duck pond and have a gander at the green slime that floats on top sometimes?
That's Jinny Green Teeth.A fabulously rich slime!
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28-05-2007, 22:02
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Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
Im happy as long as the bridesmaids are goats!
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I think you're being rather rude about Cressida and Pattricia, you need to mend your manners, or they'll be after you.
Dozy
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28-05-2007, 22:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozy
I think you're being rather rude about Cressida and Pattricia, you need to mend your manners, or they'll be after you.
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Oh theyll be after me alright.
One look at my beauty and they`ll be gagging for a Jabbering!
Damn... Im such a romantic, sweet talking little devil arent I...?
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28-05-2007, 22:05
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Originally Posted by babychickens
you can eat me if you like! i make a fantastic main course! i'd like to be involved, too!
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Thank you - that's so generous, but that's what I've come to expect from Forum folk.
Your kind offer reminds me a film? or TV programme? Where a cow or something vaguely bovine went round recommending its best cuts to the diners?
Does it ring any bells with anyone.
Dozy
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28-05-2007, 22:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
Oh theyll be after me alright.
One look at my beauty and they`ll be gagging for a Jabbering!
Damn... Im such a romantic, sweet talking little devil arent I...?
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(Sigh) yes you are, my dearest, diddle, diddle darling. 
And I'm not surprised that women gag when they see you.
Dozy
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28-05-2007, 22:08
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ichor....what a fantastic word! very evocative use of language. very nice.
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