LOL, very amusing Mikomi, that letter started funny and got even better as the tale unfolded, (Thats something I can't see Mrs W's pet doing for a long time, I might add.)
One can’t help feeling sympathy for Mrs W and her poor pet, not quite the banger she was looking for methinks…
A good one Mikomi.
I certainly had a laugh out of that.
I think it would probably benefit with a few innuendos rather than straight to the point.
Nice one.