as the last century drew to a close, i became aware that i'd got into the habit of shopping at aldi every friday. surely there was more to life?
baked beans on toast is good for me
i'm having beans for my tea
baked beans only cost nine pee
i got some beans today form aldi
some baked beans and some garibaldi
biscuits, bread and cuppa soup
the girl remembered all the prices
and the bread, i counted sixteen slices
that's less than a penny a slice
my life is all in aldi bags
i survive on beans and fags
newspapers and porno mags
man cannot live on bread alone
i tell myself as i go home
so i'm having baked beans on some
bread at less than a penny a slice