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17-12-2006, 18:28
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Hi everybody !
Don't you think that Santa is too chubby and reddish ?
I am not sure that's a good model for children ... 
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17-12-2006, 19:28
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Originally Posted by Nathalie
Hi everybody !
Don't you think that Santa is too chubby and reddish ?
I am not sure that's a good model for children ... |
i suppose you prefer the mixed race Santa on the debenems add 
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17-12-2006, 19:48
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Originally Posted by Nathalie
Hi everybody !
Don't you think that Santa is too chubby and reddish ?
I am not sure that's a good model for children ... |
Not only chubby & reddish,what about equal opportunities ? Mother Santa Clause should now be allowed to come and visit the kiddies on Christmas Eve.Not too curvy mind you !!!
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17-12-2006, 21:47
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Totally agree. Santa's image make obesity acceptable at a time when we should all be uniting to tell the fat f****** to get into shape.
1. They are not jolly.
2. They smell
3. They cost the NHS billions of pounds every year.
Being fat is no longer acceptable. The tubsters have to lose weight or start paying for their 'pleasures'.
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17-12-2006, 21:49
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Originally Posted by Rob_Roy
Totally agree. Santa's image make obesity acceptable at a time when we should all be uniting to tell the fat f****** to get into shape.
1. They are not jolly.
2. They smell
3. They cost the NHS billions of pounds every year.
Being fat is no longer acceptable. The tubsters have to lose weight or start paying for their 'pleasures'.
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Pleasures ?? 
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17-12-2006, 21:50
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Pleasures ?? |
Eating big macs.
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17-12-2006, 22:05
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Santa today on TV said he had good medical facilities in the North Pole.
He took Grandma there to recover after one of his reindeers knocked her down!
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18-12-2006, 19:59
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Wait a minute, if Santa is making kids fat, howcome the obsesity rate wasnt as bad a decade ago? I think its pathetic to make Santa skinny!
If Santa should be slimmed down, lets ban Easter as It encourages eating sweets! What about banning Mcdonalds? That encourages kids to get fat more than Santa does! Ban eating why not?
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18-12-2006, 20:31
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Originally Posted by pattricia
Not only chubby & reddish,what about equal opportunities ? Mother Santa Clause should now be allowed to come and visit the kiddies on Christmas Eve.Not too curvy mind you !!! |
Yes, you 're completely right !
She would definitly do a better job...Since women are known to be able doing many things in the same time, she would me more efficient !
The only problem would be the presence of daddies in underwear waiting under the christmas trees...  
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18-12-2006, 20:50
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18-12-2006, 20:53
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19-12-2006, 04:10
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19-12-2006, 04:57
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I never thought of Santa as being obese ~ I always thought it was the numerous layers of clothing he has to wear because it's sooooooooooooo cold at the North Pole, and the red cheeks were just from windchill.
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19-12-2006, 17:17
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How do you know Santas not gay?
What difference does a mixed race santa make?
Who really cares, he is just a marketing tool.
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19-12-2006, 17:40
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Originally Posted by 1Man&hisBMW
How do you know Santas not gay?
What difference does a mixed race santa make?
Who really cares, he is just a marketing tool.
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Sneaking into kid's bedrooms is suggestive that he is some sort of perv.
Not too sure he's gay 'cos he goes for boys and girls suggesting he's bisexual.
He's supposed to be from lapland and a white guy so any mixed race thing is a load of cods.
Marketing tool. Rubbish, he's real. My mum said so and no way she would lie to me.
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19-12-2006, 18:05
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Reminds me of the simpsons episode where Kent Brockman does the segment on Father Christmas Think its the same episode where Lisa worries about her dads health.
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19-12-2006, 18:26
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Originally Posted by 1Man&hisBMW
How do you know Santas not gay?
What difference does a mixed race santa make?
Who really cares, he is just a marketing tool.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus
what difference does being gay mean and traditionally he is white European dutch we don't go changing the colour of other cultures icons grow up and work it out trying to be ultra PC
Last edited by camping_gaz; 19-12-2006 at 19:42.
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19-12-2006, 18:31
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Santa is a fat, disgusting tub of lard and needs a few months of high impact aerobics to get rid of that horrible rop of his. As well as that, he needs a shave, a good slapping followed by machine gunning into oblivion.
Its time they changed Santa for a more muscular, clean shaven bloke who at least knows that red is not a good colour for a man to wear.
When I creep around childrens bedrooms at night I like to wear black, and the screaming chainsaw adds a little... piquance to the event.
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