Slow internet advice

marc1990 · 05-12-2006, 19:44

hi,
in my area only dial up internet is possible

so i am sepnding a long time wating for it. But there are some programmes out there that will spead it up arnt there?? does anyone have any ideas?
thanks

fox20thc · 05-12-2006, 19:46

id try to give you a good answer but by the time you open it it will be bedtime..

marc1990 · 05-12-2006, 19:49

FUNNY hahahahahahahahaaha w*n*er

BluePolo · 05-12-2006, 20:02

Most of what you download is already compressed, so it can't be made smaller. You can only download at a certain speed, so to get what you want to your computer will take whatever time it takes. I don't see how these programs can make it come quicker since it can't compress it any more, or make your connection quicker.

marmite · 05-12-2006, 20:06

I think the program you are refering too is Broadband?

JoeP · 05-12-2006, 20:07

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Originally Posted by marc1990

FUNNY hahahahahahahahaaha w*n*er

Please lay off the masked swearing.

boobafet · 05-12-2006, 20:16

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Originally Posted by marmite

I think the program you are refering too is Broadband?

marc1990 · 05-12-2006, 20:33

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Originally Posted by marmite

I think the program you are refering too is Broadband?

if you read my poast properly u t*at you would have noticed i seid "only dial up is available in my area" so i cant get broadband can i

marmite · 05-12-2006, 20:39

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Originally Posted by marc1990

if you read my poast properly u t*at you would have noticed i seid "only dial up is available in my area" so i cant get broadband can i

you make me laugh.
Im pretty confident you cant buy a 'program' to speed up the internet.

boobafet · 05-12-2006, 20:43

i hear if you install a radeon graphics card it speeds up the internet conection by 40%!! It could be qan easy way to go about it

Eric_Collins · 05-12-2006, 20:45

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Originally Posted by marc1990

hi,
in my area only dial up internet is possible

so i am sepnding a long time wating for it. But there are some programmes out there that will spead it up arnt there?? does anyone have any ideas?
thanks

http://www.ccleaner.com/

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CCleaner is a freeware system optimization and privacy tool. It removes unused files from your system - allowing Windows to run faster and freeing up valuable hard disk space. It also cleans traces of your online activities such as your Internet history. But the best part is that it's fast (normally taking less than a second to run) and contains NO Spyware or Adware!

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Eric_Collins · 05-12-2006, 20:51

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Originally Posted by boobafet

i hear if you install a radeon graphics card it speeds up the internet conection by 40%!! It could be qan easy way to go about it

where you hear that from ? i think you telling porkies

You can speed up a modem by buying 2 PCI modems and SLi'ing them with rewiring the Phone connection line with duck tape. but thats the hard way.

If you want a quicker way simply glue a skyhook to the PCI port and route the matterbooboo in the lefthanded elbow joint on the heatsink.

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bensonhedges · 05-12-2006, 22:17

Marc1990, despite your dissing the people who you are asking for help, I believe the product you have heard about is www.onspeed.com .
Don't know if it is any good cos never needed it.

boobafet · 05-12-2006, 22:40

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Originally Posted by Eric_Collins

where you hear that from ? i think you telling porkies

You can speed up a modem by buying 2 PCI modems and SLi'ing them with rewiring the Phone connection line with duck tape. but thats the hard way.

If you want a quicker way simply glue a skyhook to the PCI port and route the matterbooboo in the lefthanded elbow joint on the heatsink.

is this the method were you solder two modems into your pci-e slots?

Eric_Collins · 06-12-2006, 06:13

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is this the method were you solder two modems into your pci-e slots?

yeh with with a left handed iron

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boobafet · 06-12-2006, 07:35

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Originally Posted by Eric_Collins

yeh with with a left handed iron

whats best a 6 or 9 iron? im assuming you heat the club over a gas hob before soldering

Halibut · 06-12-2006, 07:52

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Originally Posted by marc1990

if you read my poast properly u t*at you would have noticed i seid "only dial up is available in my area" so i cant get broadband can i

I'm surprised anybody's bothered giving him any advice with an attitude like that ; I'd tell him to come back when he's learned some manners.

Eric_Collins · 06-12-2006, 13:11

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Originally Posted by boobafet

whats best a 6 or 9 iron? im assuming you heat the club over a gas hob before soldering

9 mate as the putter too slow and needs faster internet connection

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marc1990 · 06-12-2006, 13:35

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Originally Posted by Halibut

I'm surprised anybody's bothered giving him any advice with an attitude like that ; I'd tell him to come back when he's learned some manners.

i do have manars but i just dont appreciate it when people disrespect me infront of others

the product i ment was onspeed just forgot the name

boobafet · 06-12-2006, 13:48

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Originally Posted by Eric_Collins

9 mate as the putter too slow and needs faster internet connection

tickled me that did!!!

marc get a grip! you wont last long on here if you think people on this thread have disrespected you in front of others