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Old 29-08-2006, 23:35   #1
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Dieser Witz ist angeblich der lustigste Witz je, gemäß jenen an Monty Riesenschlange.
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:37   #2
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:40   #3
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translation...

"This joke is allegedly the merriest joke ever, in accordance with those at Monty Riesenschlange"


How very random!
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:41   #4
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According to worldlingo translation site, that translates as...

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This joke is allegedly the merriest joke ever, in accordance with those at Monty giant queue.
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:41   #5
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"This joke is allegedly the merriest joke ever, in accordance with those at Monty Riesenschlange"


How very random!
Monty PYTHON I'll have you know.
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:42   #6
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Ah, well, that makes ALL the difference! LOL!
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:43   #7
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Ah, well, that makes ALL the difference! LOL!
Just be sure to remember it if you ever meet a german in a bunker or at any kind of war.

Trust me, you'll be laughing......
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:44   #8
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C'os during a war I'll be interested in his python?

Yikes!
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but is not python Pythonschlange?

The literal translation of Riesenschlange is Giant (Riesen) Queue (schlange)
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:47   #11
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but is not python Pythonschlange?

The literal translation of Riesenschlange is Giant (Riesen) Queue (schlange)
I'm sure it is, I'm not called Fritz so wouldn't really know.
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:50   #12
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Hey Yak honey, how many ya had tonight then?
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Old 29-08-2006, 23:56   #13
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Hey Yak honey, how many ya had tonight then?
A few Lizz, a few. No work tomorrow, on my holidays so getting into the spirit. All is well in my world!! Role on next Tuesday and I'm off to Spain.
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Old 30-08-2006, 00:42   #14
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Don't translate the whole thing ...... we'll all be for the furnace .......
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Old 30-08-2006, 00:45   #15
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but is not python Pythonschlange?

The literal translation of Riesenschlange is Giant (Riesen) Queue (schlange)
or rather more likely ....... Riese (adj: enormous) Schlange (noun:<trouser> snake>)
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Old 30-08-2006, 00:46   #16
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Dieser Witz ist angeblich der lustigste Witz je, gemäß jenen an Monty Riesenschlange.
Still preferred the Holy Grail .......
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Old 30-08-2006, 00:54   #17
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I think you'll find the funniest joke in the world (as translated into German to avoid unecessary deaths, one person read 2 words of the translated version and was in hospital for several weeks) is:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

EDIT: In case youd hadn't guessed, I'm a massive Monty Python geek and have been from the age of six

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Old 30-08-2006, 02:18   #18
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I think you'll find the funniest joke in the world (as translated into German to avoid unecessary deaths, one person read 2 words of the translated version and was in hospital for several weeks) is:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

EDIT: In case youd hadn't guessed, I'm a massive Monty Python geek and have been from the age of six

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Good job you didn't tell them about the dirty .........
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