Sorry, too tempting not to start one.
Have you ever met a male in your life who says the following:
"Cheer up love"
"Smile a lot more and *be* more approachable, and friendly."
(You're telling me how to *be* me ?? What ?)
"You need a sxxg." (What ??)
"Gawd, you're a sour-puss, I feel sorry for the guy who married ya!" (Unwarranted insults ?)
"You should dress better, go out, enjoy yourself."
(I like what I'm wearing ! Are you suggesting u want to see more flesh??)
"Go and get laid." (Yes, nice chatting to you too.)
"Why aren't you dating ? You should date. There's something wrong with you." (You can turn on your emotions like water from a tap ? Wow, I admire you.)
Last but not least, my favourite one...
"God, you're another feminist !"
(Erm... just because I won't date you, or scan every guy as a potential, does not mean I don't date. Forever!)
(Bago goes hiding in the bunker in her back garden.)