If you appeared on Master mind...

The history of the processed pea.

Maybe the works of Terry Prattchett, Discworld series only...purely cos I started lecturing me mam on the life of Sam Vimes

Mine would be F.R.I.E.N.D.S:thumbsup:

Originally posted by jackthedog

Which expensive crystal light fitting does Uncle Albert unscrew? Is it;

 

a) the right one

b) the wrong one

You can't get me that easily, it was Grandad who unscrewed the wrong light fitting.

Originally posted by jackthedog

Question 2:

 

When DelBoy casually leans against the bar is it;

 

a) down

b) folded up

He doesn't lean against the bar, he falls through it because the hatch has been opened.

Originally posted by Rich

Mine would be the history of Microsoft.

 

Round 1:

 

Early Days - Windows 1 to 3.11

Did Windows 1 actually exist? I can't remember anything before Windows 3.0.

Originally posted by Sidla

Did Windows 1 actually exist? I can't remember anything before Windows 3.0.

Windows 1.0 does exist and

Windows 2.0 and

Windows 3.0 / 3.1 / 3.11 for Workgroups

Windows NT 3.1

Windows NT Workstation 3.5

Windows 95

Windows NT Workstation 4.0

Windows 98

Windows 98SE

Windows ME

Windows NT

Windows 2K (Desktop / Server)

Windows XP Home

Windows XP Pro

Windows XP 64bit

Windows XP Tablet

Windows Server 2003

Windows Longhorn currently in dev

The fact I have used nearly all of them or used them in one way or another is worrying...

Originally posted by John

If you appeared on master mind what would your specialist subject be?

Broadband

The Life and Times of Isambard Kingdom-Brunel

or "Alan Partridge, The League of Gentlmen and Red Dwarf Facts and Quotes"

(regarding the above list of OS' ive used and crashed/killed nearly all of them apart from Windows 1.0/2.0 and Longhorn )

Middleweight Boxing Champions 1900 to present day

History of the Parachute Regiment

Army Generals of the past and their history

Originally posted by Sidla

You can't get me that easily, it was Grandad who unscrewed the wrong light fitting.

Damn!

Originally posted by RPG

"Alan Partridge, The League of Gentlmen and Red Dwarf Facts and Quotes"

I must use about 40 Alan Partridge Quotes a day. Not kidding.

A few League quotes find their way into conversation occasionally too.

alles kla?

If I appeared on Mastermind I'd make sure that my 2 minutes of questions contained the same number of questions as everyone else's. By that I mean I wouldn't want 10 long-winded questions when everyone else gets 15 short ones.

Originally posted by RPG

(regarding the above list of OS' ive used and crashed/killed nearly all of them apart from Windows 1.0/2.0 and Longhorn )

Grrr, Windows 1.0 and 2.0 and indeed 3.x were not operating systems. Arguably Windows 9x and ME weren't OS's in their own right either.