The New Drinking Season - in Every Pub Everywhere

Just one night to go people, until it's back!

• No need to "preload" on garishly coloured shots of chemicals and ethanol
  
• No need to dress up in silly costumes
  
• No need to shriek or yell at 150 decibels because otherwise people might think you're not enjoying your evening
  
• Go home when you feel like it, not whenever it was someone carried you home with vomit in your shoes
  

Normal drinking season is almost with us and I'll be out for a civilised few pints on New Years Day with conversation both serious and laughs & jokes at a normal level; going to a bar and being behind someone who knows to order the Guinness first, and not to wait until the round is totalled up before ringing Sharon who is apparently in a taxi somewhere and not picking up but wait just a minute cos she's such a good mate I can't just get her a drink that she'd like without ringing her first and asking her about everything else that can't wait until she gets to the pub before remembering to ask her what she wants to drink

Can't wait!

The best thing about drinking in pubs New Year's Eve was quite a few years ago, in the Jolly Sailor pub in Tamworth, and it was the only chance you ever got to snog with Monica Maclean, the hottest leggiest bint around at that time.

Guess she is a fat wrinkly seventy year old now though!