Homeopathic lager. ?

So if i fill my bath with water and pour a pint of lager in i'll now have 200 litres of strong lager. ?

Alternatively, you could fill your bath with water and pee in it.

Alternatively, you could fill your bath with water and pee in it.

Bottle that up and call it Foster's.

lets have a party!

A p*ss-up?

i'll bring the maltesers, i make my own yes:partyhat:

So if i fill my bath with water and pour a pint of lager in i'll now have 200 litres of strong lager. ?

Come on - its not that easy - you also have to tap it with a special leather paddle just the right number of times so that water 'remembers' to act like beer.

I can't find it on YouTube at the moment,but there is an excellent Mitchell and Webb sketch about this.

I can't find it on YouTube at the moment,but there is an excellent Mitchell and Webb sketch about this.

So if i fill my bath with water and pour a pint of lager in i'll now have 200 litres of strong lager. ?

For true homoeopathic lager you'll get a bit more than that with a pint, but you'll need 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pints of bath water.

For really strong authentic wife-beater homoeopathic lager you'll have to leave the tap running for

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pints of corporation pop.

One small snag tho, there are only 2,287,679,240,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pints of water on the planet.

You might need a bigger bath.

So if i fill my bath with water and pour a pint of lager in i'll now have 200 litres of strong lager. ?

Why would anyone want 200 litres of any lager?

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Thank You.Clearly I did not look hard enough.