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Pilfering Postman

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The regular Postman he's a star of a guy,

Always has time for a wink and a smile,

Often has a story to make you think,

Amusing they are, as you sign with the ink.

 

But a temporary Postman arrived in the village,

One who it seemed liked to rifle and pillage,

Things they went missing and caused people pain,

We suspecting quite strongly who was making the gain.

 

All was normal as our Postie returned,

Indeed it transpired that we had really been burned,

So if you get blessed by that particular malevolence,

You can kiss goodbye to all of your presents.

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Was this postman perhaps called Pat ?

And if he was perhaps did he have a cat ?

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Come on Wallace, you can do better than that...

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