Who would you cheerfully 'Throttle' off the telly ?

My starter for ten would be 'Gordon Ramsay' ... He wouldn't be able to utter his expletives anymore then, would he ?

That street hairdresser from the one show!

The Go Compare ovoid tenor. Hell, yes.

Thankfully I don't watch much telly as it rots the brain but if I had to choose only one it would be between Jonathon Ross and Alan Carr.

But if we are talking about something more substantial than a simple throttling I would nuke Essex, Geordieland, Gypsyland, Pineapple Studios, Everywhere SKY TV goes and much of ITVland as well. Dross, the lot of it.

Is it a coincidence that this thread pops up at the same time that "The Apprentice" is on the telly?

I would like to noose most sport presenters.

Is it a coincidence that this thread pops up at the same time that "The Apprentice" is on the telly?

Arghhhh. Did it start tonight??

cj from eggheads he's a right pillock not even that bright

he originates from doncaster but denies it

Arghhhh. Did it start tonight??

Yes it is on now. I have evacuated Twitter accordingly as nobody over on that site will be talking about anything else.

everyone off the direct line adverts aghhhhhhhh

May I take this opportunity to KILL NORRIS .... KILL NORRIS KILL NORRIS KILL NORRIS

Is he dead yet ?

Davina McCall