GOLDEN OLDIE Â Â 15 #1 Posted June 9, 2014 Who can remember funny things their mothers used to say to them as children? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
rossyrooney   12 #2 Posted June 9, 2014 Don't thee come runnin to me after tha breaks thi leg on that thing.  ---------- Post added 09-06-2014 at 16:17 ----------  Take two if you want one love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
chrishall   10 #3 Posted June 10, 2014 'Nobody misses a slice off a cut loaf'  (In reference to adultery) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
DUFFEMS Â Â 55 #4 Posted June 10, 2014 I've telled thi once, twice, three times, I shan't be so long afoore I tell thi ageean! (said to child after repeatedly warning him not to do something). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Wynne   10 #5 Posted June 10, 2014 If yer dunt wash yer ears, yer will be growing potatos in em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
flyer   10 #6 Posted June 10, 2014 Who can remember funny things their mothers used to say to them as children?  If your mother was a women ALL her saying would be illogical:hihi::hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jean1955 Â Â 10 #7 Posted June 10, 2014 get of that cold step youll get piles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hillsbro   28 #8 Posted June 10, 2014 ...and put some socks on or you'll get chilblains.  Q. "What's for tea, mum?" A. "Pickled herring feet and bow-legged chicklings".  Three of my grandma's favourites were "That's a bobby dazzler", "That'll warm t' cockles of your heart" and That'll keep t' dust out of your eye corners". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
rossyrooney   12 #9 Posted June 10, 2014 He wor chuffin rhubarb, Ahv spent a happier hour with toothache. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
cuttsie   1,089 #10 Posted June 10, 2014 Dus tha want a crack cus tha'l get one in a minute . Don't get run ore wi them mucky pants on. Put wood int oil. [please close the door]. Tint int tin. If tha dun't shurrup roorin il'e gi thi summatt to roor for. I din't see him while he were ont top or me. Im under doctor. Don't get run or. Who wash she we wash she we hersen. He's gone to see a man about a dog. Three runs at cupboard door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
JOHN HABS Â Â 10 #11 Posted June 10, 2014 Not my mother...but my gran use to say if she passed a couple in the street kissing ' Just look at them Sloaming, it makes you spew up what you've never etten ( eaten ). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
pattymumek   10 #12 Posted June 10, 2014 Whats for us tea Mam…………  A run round t'table and a kick at cellar door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...