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Who can remember funny things their mothers used to say to them as children?

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Don't thee come runnin to me after tha breaks thi leg on that thing.

 

---------- Post added 09-06-2014 at 16:17 ----------

 

Take two if you want one love.

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'Nobody misses a slice off a cut loaf'

 

(In reference to adultery)

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I've telled thi once, twice, three times, I shan't be so long afoore I tell thi ageean!

(said to child after repeatedly warning him not to do something).

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If yer dunt wash yer ears, yer will be growing potatos in em.

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Who can remember funny things their mothers used to say to them as children?

 

If your mother was a women ALL her saying would be illogical:hihi::hihi::hihi:

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get of that cold step youll get piles

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...and put some socks on or you'll get chilblains.

 

Q. "What's for tea, mum?" A. "Pickled herring feet and bow-legged chicklings".

 

Three of my grandma's favourites were "That's a bobby dazzler", "That'll warm t' cockles of your heart" and That'll keep t' dust out of your eye corners".

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He wor chuffin rhubarb, Ahv spent a happier hour with toothache.

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Dus tha want a crack cus tha'l get one in a minute .

Don't get run ore wi them mucky pants on.

Put wood int oil. [please close the door].

Tint int tin.

If tha dun't shurrup roorin il'e gi thi summatt to roor for.

I din't see him while he were ont top or me.

Im under doctor.

Don't get run or.

Who wash she we wash she we hersen.

He's gone to see a man about a dog.

Three runs at cupboard door.

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Not my mother...but my gran use to say if she passed a couple in the street kissing

' Just look at them Sloaming, it makes you spew up what you've never etten ( eaten ).

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Whats for us tea Mam…………

 

A run round t'table and a kick at cellar door.

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