Man Training- college course

Anyone think this should be a compulsory course?

Clear Day Man Schooling:

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>For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating

>marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for

>marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree....

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>TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six

>mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates

>degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program

>outline.

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>FIRST YEAR

>Autumn Schedule:

>MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

>MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

>MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

>MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

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>Winter Schedule:

>MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

>MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at

>2AM

>MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

>EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

>EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

>ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

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>Spring Schedule:

>MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong

>MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

>MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex

>MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

>ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

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>SECOND YEAR

>Autumn Schedule:

>SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It

>SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

>SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

>MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

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>Elective (See Electives Below)

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>Winter Schedule:

>MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

>MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

>MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

>MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

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>MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

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>Spring Schedule:

>MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

>MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

>MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

>MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

>MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

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>Course Electives:

>EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

>EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

>EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

>MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

>MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

>MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

>ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

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>Just a thought for all the women out there...

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>MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause,

>GUYnocologist

>(poetic spelling)

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>Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

Surely thats not politically correct! I find it absolutely objectionable. Pure sexism. Suppose a racist joke was posted on here, it would be removed within seconds and the poster would be reported. Why should sexism be different?

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of

>the women you know (and men with a sense of humor)

>and brighten their day!!!...

This was added onto the end of this but i removed it. Thought it went along the same lines as DaBouncers Rules of Manhood.

Why would a man need to stop and ask for directions? Men can read maps

Originally posted by fuzzy purple

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of

>the women you know (and men with a sense of humor)

>and brighten their day!!!...

 

This was added onto the end of this but i removed it. Thought it went along the same lines as DaBouncers Rules of Manhood.

It thought it was funny!

Nice One FP