Bert’s Over the limit

Bert’s Over the limit

Old Albert Winstanley , Or Bert for short,

Was summoned to appear in the local court,

Bert had been caught driving one night,

Got pulled over by a blue flashing light,

Police officer Robinson had said in his statement,

That Bert’s car was almost up on the pavement,

Asked had he been drinking and Bert said no,

So off to the police car they both would go,

As they walked to the car Bert stubbed out his fag,

He sat in the back, and was asked to blow into a bag,

It appeared that Bert was well over the limit,

But still his drink driving he refused to admit,

Down to the station where a blood sample was taken,

Old Bert was adamant the police where mistaken,

Bert had very little to say in his defence,

The magistrate said Bert you are guilty of committing this offence

He was fined six hundred pounds and banned for a year,

Which made that quite costly, those few pints of beer.

Johnsbucket