Joto   11 #1 Posted June 3, 2008 I've can only remember this one grandma told me, but I'm hoping for many more contributions of funny verses, poems etc, the sillier the better, but keep it clean please.  If your Bob dunt gi ah Bob that bob that your Bob owes ah Bob, ah Bob's goin' to give your Bob a bob int eye   Excuse my spelling of dialect but that's how grandma said it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #2 Posted June 3, 2008 Blacky, blacky beetle stick him on a needle, pull his hair, make him swear, Blacky blacky beetle.   God knows what it meant buy my parents were always reciting that to me when I was a sprog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #3 Posted June 3, 2008 One fine day, in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords, and shot each other...  (there is more, but I cannot remember the rest- sorry. I'm sure others will be able to fill in the gaps)   or how about  "Not last night but the night before Three tom-cats came knocking at my door One had a fiddle, One had a drum, And one had a pancake Stuck to his bum!"  and the third is a bit of a risque one.. I'd better not say any more of it.  Once upon a time The birds (*cough) the Line And the monkeys chewed tobacco Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #4 Posted June 3, 2008 A little piggy run with his fingers up his bum, Shouting `whats the matter`  God I forgot about that one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #5 Posted June 3, 2008 Thanks Jabbers and PT for those I love the 2nd one PT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #6 Posted June 3, 2008 jabbers, Itried to keep it clean! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #7 Posted June 3, 2008 jabbers, Itried to keep it clean! lol  I know... I cant stop myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #8 Posted June 3, 2008 A little piggy run with his fingers up his bum, Shouting `whats the matter`  God I forgot about that one!  Now you just made that one up, didn't you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #9 Posted June 3, 2008 Now you just made that one up, didn't you  No its the second part of the Once upon a time a bird... the line one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #10 Posted June 3, 2008 While I was walking up the stair I saw a man who wasnt there.  He wasnt there again today Oh how I wish he`d go away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #11 Posted June 3, 2008 what were the other two my grandma used to sing...? oh yeah  "Owd *insert name here* in't no good Chop her up For fire wood When she's dead Stand 'er on 'er 'ead Then we'll 'ave some Ginger bread!"  and the other one was:- "Owd *plain-y's* a funny 'un With a face like a spanish onion And a nose like a Squashed tomato We'll have some for tea!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #12 Posted June 3, 2008 Now you just made that one up, didn't you  No, seriously! My grandparents and parents used to sing that rhyme to us as kids! I swear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...