Suzy Q Â Â 10 #37 Posted June 3, 2008 Gram told me another one:- Â Mi father's a lavatory cleaner, he works in the middins at night, And when he comes home in the mornin, he's covered all over in ***** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Suzy Q Â Â 10 #38 Posted June 3, 2008 If there were small children present, the last words were always Sweet vi-o-lets! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #39 Posted June 3, 2008 thanks Suzy Q Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Suzy Q Â Â 10 #40 Posted June 3, 2008 Wotchya doin in Canada Joto, when there are so many beautiful rhymes back here??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #41 Posted June 3, 2008 (Sang to the tune of campdown races)   When I was young I had no sense doo dah doo dah  Caught my bo...ocks on a barbed wire fence oh doo dah day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #42 Posted June 3, 2008 Wotchya doin in Canada Joto, when there are so many beautiful rhymes back here???  I've lived here more than 34yrs now, and I was only 31 when I emigrated with my husband and 3 kids. So I've spent more than half my life here I love coming on this section and reading about days gone by in Sheffield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #43 Posted June 3, 2008 (Sang to the tune of campdown races)  When I was young I had no sense doo dah doo dah  Caught my bo...ocks on a barbed wire fence oh doo dah day.  That's why you're so different just kidding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #44 Posted June 3, 2008 We keep chickens in our back yard we feed them on indian corn  Ones a f...  Just remembered the rest of the lyrics... Id be banned for a year if I finished that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #45 Posted June 3, 2008 Now you're teasing me, maybe you can pm me the rest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #46 Posted June 3, 2008 Now you're teasing me, maybe you can pm me the rest  No way!  Theres swear words in it and call me old fashioned but I dont swear to ladies. Even ladies of the female persuasion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
flashbang   10 #47 Posted June 3, 2008 My dad used to sing,  There once was a woman at ninety two, Who had a fart and away it flew, over the hedge and down the lane, in through the farmers window pane.  The farmer got his rusty gun, shot the fart and away it run, over the hill and up the lane, back up the womans a**e again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Steptoad   12 #48 Posted June 3, 2008 And Steptoad thanks for all those Remember I know your mother and she's a lovely person so we'll excuse her rhymes won't we  If I thought that was true I'd be worried:confused: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...