Greedy McVie

Greedy McVie liked a big tea with something extra to follow,

"That's never enough ! Bring me more stuff, and mix it up in that there wheebarrow",

When he was all puffed and most definitely stuffed he put his big hands on the table,

Thought for a while, said "This doesn't feel good, I wonder if I am able"...

He tried to stand up but his legs cried enough, and he bounced on the floor like a jelly,

Then rolled to the door, banging his jaw and couldn't reach the remote for the telly,

"Oh no" he groaned, I think I am stuck, and I'm starting to turn rather smelly",

"I wonder if there's a good surgeon in town who could trim off some of my belly",

So if you suspect that your calorie intake is exceeding the ones that you burn,

Remember the fate of Greedy McVie and the taste you will no longer yearn.