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A dog's life (Comic verse -I hope)

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A dog's life

 

A man walked in the doctor's.

He'd had a nasty fall.

He had a bump, upon his head

and, in his mouth, a ball!

 

The fall had really shaken him.

It had him seeing stars

and since then, he's been tempted,

to chase after passing cars.

 

He crouched beside the doctor

and sniffed hard, at his leg,

then put the ball down, on the floor,

as gently as an egg.

 

“You've got to help me doctor,

I can't think straight at all.

I want to pee up lamp-posts

and go running, for this ball.”

 

The doctor looked quite puzzled,

as he watched & shook his head.

“You seem to think that you're a dog,

that's obvious.” he said.

 

He asked the man how long he'd known,

that he'd got something up.

The man began to pant & said -

“Well, since I were a pup!”

 

G12Ravda 18/9/14

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