The places where Brits are likeliest to have something bad happen to them

as a proportion of the number of visitors, British tourists are most likely to be :

arrested for any offence in United Arab Emirates, Thailand, The USA.

most likely to be arrested specifically for drugs offences in Thailand, UAE, Cyprus, and Pakistan.

tourists are most likely to be hospitalised in Thailand, Greece, Egypt, and India.

tourists are most likely to die while abroard in Thailand, Germany (?!), India, and Cyprus.

West ham v millwall matches are a bit iffy aswell.

We have a simple policy....my wife and I avoid countries where the men wear skirts.....but I dont include Scotland in that.

We have a simple policy....my wife and I avoid countries where the men wear skirts.....but I dont include Scotland in that.

You have lit the touch paper………….stand back.

You have lit the touch paper………….stand back.

Thanks for that Malky....... tin hat at the ready....anti Wildcat netting....big hooks for Halibut and a working posse for Boyfriday......:hihi:

Not Austrailia they still love us if no one else does, good old Ozzies

Northern Ireland

The marital bed is tecnically the most dangerous place on earth.

Northern Ireland

I went to a conference in Belfast some years ago and was spoilt rotten.

Not Austrailia they still love us if no one else does, good old Ozzies

The place is full of snakes and crocodiles.

where ever there is alcohol and a non-tolerant police force

The place is full of snakes and crocodiles.

Still safer than some of the countries mentioned, even if you added spiders to your list