Sir_Nigel   10 #1 Posted June 13, 2014 Do people really savour Wild Strawberry yoghurt flavour? Is a farm-grown one so mild that you must demand the Wild and wave away the plain with withering disdain? Who will sincerely rejoice at this decadent customer choice?  What self-regarding mimsy fart can really tell the two apart? with a palate so refined he can ascertain each kind, his dinky little finger raised, each dainty mouthful damned or praised with pompous proclamations on his taste evaluations. The self indulgent waste of space I’d like to punch his poncey face.  But yet I can’t deny it - I have yet to try it, so maybe I’ll compare the two to find the opposite is true - and sampling this taste unknown I’ll find my mind is truly blown! and Wild aficionados are really desperados distanced from society for preferring this variety - mavericks who long to be off with the strawberries roaming free.  Perhaps the real scandal is Wild’s too hot to handle I may become, so richly fed, a smacked up junkie yoghurt head! For those who like their yoghurt rough want Grade A, uncut, brutal stuff. It stimulates their shameless lives - shagging other people’s wives, raising hell in Vegas bars and racing stolen supercars. They scoff at those who choose the tame as girly, stay-at-home and lame. It can’t be long before they ban this yoghurt for the real man.  For out there on the endless plains the last true untamed fruit remains where hard-nosed guys with gimlet eyes stroke the stubble on their chin, saddle up and bring ‘em in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Ron Blanco   10 #2 Posted June 14, 2014 That was mischievous, clever and great fun, Sir_Nigel. I really enjoyed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
johnsbucket   10 #3 Posted June 15, 2014 intellectually superb Sir ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...