johnsbucket   10 #1 Posted January 28, 2017 A Last Farewell to Remember   When I finally take my trip to the sky,  Not one person do I expect to see cry,  As I sit in the Crem waiting for you all to arrive,  Where for 20 minutes you will remember when I was alive,  No black or no fancy colours are you permitted to wear,  No hats, no flowers, for these I had little care,  Quite strangely a sending off that you may never forget,  Alas I not being there to witness my last and only regret,  A notice to appear a week before this day,  Mentioning that I had passed away,  This to some maybe welcome news,  Possibly because of my controversial views,  Yet the last laugh I hope we can all share as well,  As you come and bid me a final farewell,  All present that is including the Vicar too,  Has no option but to turn up in the nude.  Who no doubt with balls like that,  Could have been a Cannon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
