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Who would be the first President of a British republic?

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The suave, principled and amusing Dennis Skinner.

 

The world would be poorer and duller place without people like Dennis Skinner.

Btw I am not a radical lefty like he is, but "it takes all sorts" and more often than not, he makes a good point and says it as it is; a man true to himself.

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or mr bean?

 

2 votes for mr Bean :thumbsup:

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I offer myself for the vacancy.

 

My manifesto is,

 

1. A free curry weekly to everyone who completes a weeks work.

2. All persons who have evaded tax will pay double.

3. All businesses who evade tax will pay treble, Their accountants will pay 10 ten times whatever they charged to give them the advice.

4. All supermarkets will be banned from selling alchohol.

5. All drinking will take place in pubs were all iphones will be banned so people talk to each other.

6. Free vapes to smokers who want to quit.

7. All drugs on prescription and free as long as the user accepts treatment for dependency.

8. All professional footballers to donate 75% of their salaries to developing sports facilities.

9. Anyone not standing up for national anthem subject to ducking stool.

10. Anyone not laughing at politically incorrect joke subject to ducking school.

11. All politicians, newspaper barons, trade unions leaders, media types to take training in nursing, probation work, policing, prison wardening, Parking enforcement and be required to work in one of these or similar jobs 20 hours per week.

12. Westminster closed down, the headquarters of government will be my semi in Rawmarsh.

 

Me for President, you know it makes sense!

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I offer myself for the vacancy.

 

My manifesto is,

 

1. A free curry weekly to everyone who completes a weeks work.

!

 

You've got my vote right there :)

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