[Bonzo77]

Originally Posted by Del_Boy

I do not belive they are trying to make chip chat, they have no genuine idea

If they do want chit chat it is obvius that I don't have time for talking crap if I'm having to wait for buses, I do have a busy life to lead

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[ktuludays]

was the chip chat related in anyway to the big mac discussion?

[lentenrose61]

I too am a numpty if I see someone waiting at my bus stop I ask them "is there one due" LOL

[RainbowAngel]

how times have changed since i last caught a bus, is one due? and have you seen a number so and so go past? was normal bus stop conversation back then

[Mecky]

Originally Posted by Del_Boy

What kind of bus stop numpty do you hate most ?

Mine has got to be the timetable numpty's, I have lost count how many times I have walked to the bus stop after a big horrible greasy filthy big mac and someone come up to be and asked when the next bus to such a place is coming, this can happen even after they study the time table

Also this can be followed by " is this it" and "is it coming soon" but yesterday took the biscuit when someone asked about a bus and then said " is it due to rain heavy today" metroline must have forgot to put the weather forcast up

It amazes me how they can remember where they live.

People who can't stand in a queue and try to look menacing when shoving in to get on the bus.

[janie48]

Originally Posted by Mecky

People who can't stand in a queue and try to look menacing when shoving in to get on the bus.

Or those shifty looking types that even a friendly person like me wouldn't dream of sharing a conversation with if it could be avoided.

[gnvqsos]

Originally Posted by Del_Boy

What kind of bus stop numpty do you hate most ?

Mine has got to be the timetable numpty's, I have lost count how many times I have walked to the bus stop after a big horrible greasy filthy big mac and someone come up to be and asked when the next bus to such a place is coming, this can happen even after they study the time table

Also this can be followed by " is this it" and "is it coming soon" but yesterday took the biscuit when someone asked about a bus and then said " is it due to rain heavy today" metroline must have forgot to put the weather forcast up

It amazes me how they can remember where they live.

You are too literal.They are drawn by your charisma and ask the questions in an attempt to engage you in conversation.You should feel flattened by their attention.

[Kerrangaroo]

Originally Posted by gnvqsos

You are too literal.They are drawn by your charisma and ask the questions in an attempt to engage you in conversation.You should feel flattened by their attention.

he should be flattened maybe.

[Harleyman]

The OP's problem is that he eats too many Big Macs which nutrition experts have determined can lead to acute and unreasonable hostility towards any person who asks questions of any kind.

Continued eating of said Big Macs will eventually lead to sudden frothing at the mouth fits whenever the subject sights a bus stop and later on permanent mental dementia.

[Isabelle]

I wonder how the eating of a Big Mac is relevant to the OP's anecdote, did he eat it in an attempt to repel fellow bus-stop users?

[CatsEyes4Eva]

I had to stop using the bus for a while as I attract the nutters, there are alot where I live ha ha. Now I go to the bus stop with caution if the loonies aren`t getting on the bus I am fine this thread is very entertaining and made me smile, alot of referenciing to Big Macs I think Del Boy likes them he he.

[julie.beck]

Originally Posted by Kerrangaroo

he should be flattened maybe.

Hahaha

[Del_Boy]

Originally Posted by lentenrose61

I too am a numpty if I see someone waiting at my bus stop I ask them "is there one due" LOL

Are you bling? The timetable is just there

Are you unable to understand a 24 hour bus time table?

I don't need this my body is try to digest a filthy big mac "sandwich:

[Joanl]

I understand the 24 hour clock but can't always reach to see the timetable. Sorry if some of us think that because you have a nice helpful looking face that you ARE, nice and helpful that is.

[Del_Boy]

Originally Posted by Joanl

I understand the 24 hour clock but can't always reach to see the timetable. Sorry if some of us think that because you have a nice helpful looking face that you ARE, nice and helpful that is.

I may look nice abd handsome but it does not mean I want to spend my time and effort helping strangers doing everyday simple tasks.

[denlin]

Originally Posted by Del_Boy

Are you bling? The timetable is just there

Are you unable to understand a 24 hour bus time table?

I don't need this my body is try to digest a filthy big mac "sandwich:

Why don't you have a change from big macs because they're ruining your personality

[Bonzo77]

Originally Posted by Del_Boy

I may look nice abd handsome but it does not mean I want to spend my time and effort helping strangers doing everyday simple tasks.

Sounds like everyone else is pretty normal and you are the numpty at the bus stop.

[Joanl]

Originally Posted by Bonzo77

Sounds like everyone else is pretty normal and you are the numpty at the bus stop.

[PeteMorris]

This thread brings to mind the Jasper Carrot "Nutter on the Bus" sketch......Is the OP the nutter? or is he the storyteller (JC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYo49R_ZS0

[lentenrose61]

Hi Del Boy
Going back to numpty's @ bus stops
Yes I can read a 24 hour timetable.
when I ask the question is 1 due is because I want confirmation that buses are still running