Jabberwocky   46 #25 Posted June 3, 2008 Stirry stirry custard snot and bogey pie  Three cats giblets and one dogs eye  Stir it up with a worm on a stick Then rinse it down with a cup of cold sick.   Any parent telling their kids that would be thrown into the nick these days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Suzy Q Â Â 10 #26 Posted June 3, 2008 Another one for you:- You know mi Auntie Nellie? She had a wooden belly, And every time ya squeezed it, Out popped jelly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #27 Posted June 3, 2008 Another one for you:- You know mi Auntie Nellie? She had a wooden belly, And every time ya squeezed it, Out popped jelly.  Wow I'd forgot that one! thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #28 Posted June 3, 2008 There was a little girl Who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead When she was good she was very, very good And when she was bad she was horrid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #29 Posted June 3, 2008 There was a little girl Who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead When she was good, she was very, very good And when she was bad SHE WAS VERY POPULAR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
convict621 Â Â 10 #30 Posted June 3, 2008 I remember the original but Jabbers is better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Steptoad   12 #31 Posted June 3, 2008 Here's a few me mother used to disturb me with as a child:- Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzn't fuzzy wuz he?  Yum-yum pigs bum, Cows eat chewing gum.  Mrs Brown went to town with her knickers hanging down, Mrs Green saw the scene and wrote it in a magazine.  One from the wife:- Little Dog, little street, little car, potted meat.  and a few schoolyard rhymes:- Mrs Write had a fright in the middle of the night, saw a beetle, Eating treacle, Halfway up a knitting needle,  or  Mrs Write had a fright in the middle of the night, Saw a ghost, Eating toast, Halfway up a lamp post.  (Our school headmistress was a Miss Write)  There was this one that the girls would say:-  I'm a little fairy I don't swear............, I don't know the rest 'cos they'd always whisper it.  I always liked :-  My friend Billy had a 10ft w.... , but maybe that's for another forum.  How about Princess Anne said to The Queen, "Have you ever heard of Shiregreen?", The Queen said "no I don't think so, But I've heard of the Burngreave Aggro."  And finally another of my mothers mint/bottom obsessive rhymes, Trebor Mints are a minty bit stronger, Stick 'em up your bum and they last a lot longer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Steptoad   12 #32 Posted June 3, 2008 what were the other two my grandma used to sing...? oh yeah  "Owd *insert name here* in't no good Chop her up For fire wood When she's dead Stand 'er on 'er 'ead Then we'll 'ave some Ginger bread!" " If you knew what this rhyme was actually about PT I don't think you would've posted it, 'cos it's really disgusting, but not at all obvious. I wonder if your grandma knew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #33 Posted June 3, 2008 Old king cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he  He went for a shyyte in the middle of the night on the W. C.  The moon was shining brightly, the candle had a fit,  Old king cole fell down the hole, up to his neck in.....!   My dad used to tell me that one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #34 Posted June 3, 2008 I like Jabbers version too And Steptoad thanks for all those Remember I know your mother and she's a lovely person so we'll excuse her rhymes won't we Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #35 Posted June 3, 2008 Old king cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he  He went for a shyyte in the middle of the night on the W. C.  The moon was shining brightly, the candle had a fit,  Old king cole fell down the hole, up to his neck in.....!   My dad used to tell me that one...  Jabbers I can see where your sense of humour came from now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Suzy Q Â Â 10 #36 Posted June 3, 2008 Anyone remember the one to the tune of Inky Pinky Parlez-vous? I can only remember bits of it:- There was an old man from timbuktoo, P-v, (Repeat) There was an old man from Timbuktoo dropped a fart & away it blew Inky Pinky P-v. The fart went rollin down the street P-v, (Repeat) The fart went rollin down the street & knocked a copper off his feet Inky Pinky P-v. The copper got out his rusty pistol P-v, (Repeat) The copper got out his rusty pistol; shot the fart right into Bristol, Inky Pinky P-v. The people of Bristol were havin a dance P-v, (Repeat) The people of Bristol were havin a dance & shot the fart right into France, Inky Pinky P-v. And that's as much as I can remember. Pls put me out of my misery somebody!!! "Man" here sez they used to sing it at the match years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...