Celebrity Quotes (add your own)

Sometimes I'm patronising. Sometimes I'm sarcastic. Sometimes he's (Nigel Benn) hot-headed. Sometimes Nell says nothing. Sometimes Uri dramatises little things like farts like he's an alien who's never seen one before. Sometimes Tony misses things because he's slightly slower. Sometimes Tara is like a child who's never been able to make a cup of tea. Sometimes, sometimes we are all like that, OK? That's life, that's personalities.

(Rhona Cameron)

(from 'I'm a Celebrity get me out of here')

Sometimes it takes a tragedy to bring people together, Other times it just takes music

- Pink

I'm cool. I don't need to be skinny. I like to be strong.

- Pink

I'm not barbie, and im alright with that.

- Pink

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

Jack Nicholson quote

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober...

Bernard Manning quote

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

Bernard Manning quote

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning quote

James from the Apprentice:

'I want it almost to be like he's willy-wonka and you're giving me the keys to the factory'

'I've such a wealth of experience. You're not reinventing the wheel... you just need to fix a couple of spokes.'

'One thing that is really important when you're breastfeeding is the mother needs to be happy. Because if she's anxious there's something in nature which switches off the tap in her breast.'

Need I go on!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before

Mae West quote

I was Snow White but I drifted.

Mae West quote

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."-

G W Bush.

These are making me laugh, good ones

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the world, but i must be in the top one

brian clough

"I would love it if we could beat them. Love it. He’s gone down in my estimation. Manchester United haven’t won this yet, I’d love it if we beat them" - his finger-jabbing rant on Sky TV as the 1995/6 title race begins to heat up.

Kevin Keegan quote.

'Do I not like that'

Graham Taylor

was it after this?

Yanks 2 Planks 0

'Its clear our nation is reliant upon foreign oil, more and more of our imports come from overseas'

G Bush

I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it.

Bill Clinton quote

I did not have sexual relations with that woman ( - on Monica Lewinsky)

Bill Clinton quote

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America.

Bill Clinton quote

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.

Dreams | Bill Clinton quote