Misheard song lyrics

A friend of mine at school used to think Jacko's Smooth Criminal went:

'So, Annie are you walking, are you walking, are you walking Annie'

 

Also, Macy Gray's one and only hit where she sings with a gob-full of phlegm...does she really say:

I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble, boy I try to hide it you see - I wore goggles when you are not here'

 

One other one that comes to mind is Jamiroquai, I dont know if it's been posted already but he sings:

Dance, nothing left for me to do but dance

Off these bad times I'm going through just dance

Got candy in my ears tonight Big Ben!

 

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Sad i know after all this time, but the michael jackson 1, i thought it said that aswell, just had to check it out on you tube to see

The refrain on La Isla Bonita, by Madonna, sounds awfully like '' Chop the goolie ''.

I always miss hear lyrics of songs. I think i posted about this before on this forum. But my favourite has to be hearing someone sing the song to system of a down's Chop Suey. Now i hear this songs i also sing his words.

System of a down song goes.

Wake up

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

Hide the scars to fade away the shake up

Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?

He sings

Wake up

Grandma should put a on little make up

I just mix tomato in the ketchup

Why'd you leave the kids up on the table

True tale:

A friend of mine, let's call him Paul, assumed, for many of his young years, that the American name for traffic lights was "gestand". It was the Beach boys fault: "Well she got her daddy's car and she drove it to the amber gestand now..."

Me, I always wondered why there was a "warzone, 7th avenue" when listening to "The Boxer" by Simon & Garfunkel. Bless!

Baby - love really hurts with a Jew - Billy Ocean

Take That.

wash your back, wash you back, wash your back for good !!!

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What songs on the radio do you heard bizarre lyrics for?

An odd one I got the other day was this;

I genuinely hear, when Katy Perry starts singing... "Don't be afraid to catch fish, ride right up and just fish, I know you ain't afraid about fish, baby I'm not even scared to catch fish, fish with me"

Tori Amos "Professional Widow" - "I'm going to bring you toast tonight"

see youtube for peter kays very funny sketch about the same subject

Billy Ocean. "When the going gets tough" sounds like go and get stuffed.

I still sing. Hey blue eyes, Hey blue eyes... from Sound of music.

You spin me right round baby, right round , like a rabbit gravy , right round , right round