Who would like to start the new Bruce Forsythe Appreciation Society

There was a time when stupid men and women gathered together to praise Brucie and all his works. The membership was restricted to whom could wear the most preposterous headpiece including carpet tiles, toilet mats, Greengrocers turf, etc. and it had to be tied to your head with Gaffer tape or any obvious adhesive product currently on the market. Most of all, it had to be done badly. The initiation ceremony had to be a 'Good Game' and if you survived it was 'Nice to see you, to see you...' My Children, please join in your droves! and then, upon success, you can 'Give us a twirl'.

I'd join but I'm too busy being Chairman of The Friends of Jimmy Tarbuck

I used to be Treasurer of the Ken Dodd Tickling Stick Fan Club, but resigned following tax irregularities.

Sorry Im the leader of the Frank Sinatra Appreciation Society.

I used to be Chairman of the Rod Hull & Emu Society until he wanted us to hold the meetings on the roof----i resigned!

I used to be Chairman of the Rod Hull & Emu Society until he wanted us to hold the meetings on the roof----i resigned!

Nearly FELL for that didnt I ?

I then became a member of the Lord Lucan Weekend Hide & Seek Club--Damn he's good!

I would join, but I am Chairman of the National Apathy League.

I would join but i can't stand the useless git

I cant stand Bruce Forsythe but I thought he was excellent in V For Vendetta.

I was previously the Chair of the Tommy Cooper Fan club, but we had a disagreement, so I resigned, just like that!

If not Brucie, how about 'The Holy Daughters of Yootha Joyce'?