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Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.

If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite. PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.

Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg

Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves

Health problems: none. They are the best.

Gestation: 420 days

Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.

Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.

 

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/about.php

 

I just ordered four.

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Absolutely goregous! I'm going to get myself a couple.

 

Edit: a tad disappointed to find myself number 659,587 on the waiting list, though. :(

Edited by SHsheff

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Mini-giraffes. I has them!

 

Hmmm. Not unless you've done yourself some seriously queue jumping, you hasn't!

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Hmmm. Not unless you've done yourself some seriously queue jumping, you hasn't!

 

That's me in the advert - shhhhhhhh don't tell anyone or they will be jealous!

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Aww I want one, bet they're the next scam on Gumtree mind!

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Groupon are offering them with 80% off until 8th April!

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Am i being thick? Is it a joke? Surely it is lol, Think im being very blonde today!

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They're ideal for the BBQ season. Big giraffes take far too long to cook and you can never get them done in the middle.

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lmao at this bit

Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg

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is this an april fool?

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