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  1. Soft What is your favorite meal
  2. Just found this on another forum and thought you could do with a laugh........ Some of you may have already been warned of this........ You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removered by black-market organ thieves. Well My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago...I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary- my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacements body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something "lifted" look again- was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs, I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. Thought this was too " important " not to pass on. have a wonderful day- with a joy filled heart, P.P.S........These same thieves came into my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do it? Just thought you should know.
  3. Why not try the Lakes - fantastic for dogs. We always stay in these cottages - more Eden Valley which is about 10 miles outside Penrith. Stayed in all but Hedwick cottage with no complaints - the owners really friendly and even a bottle of Vino on your arrival. http://www.gogamblesby.co.uk/ We have also found this site quite useful - just put in your requirements and will see places available to you. There are also ''iknow'' website for which ever area you want to visit http://www.iknow-lakedistrict.co.uk/ Enjoy and have a good holiday
  4. It depend on what you want really - think American dinner with no so cheap meals and cocktails. Not worth the free meal and tiny cake to dine there. The ribs and onion loaf is ok but there are far better places to eat and be entertained IMO.
  5. Finally found out example from internet although mine hold 16 plants http://reviews.ebay.co.uk/PLANTOPIA-HANGING-BASKETS-HOW-TO-PLANT-GUIDE_W0QQugidZ10000000003418408?ssPageName=BUYGD:CAT:-1:LISTINGS:1 Hope thi helps with suggestions. Thanks Hayley1 - alass you cannot just plant at the top
  6. I know it sound silly bug Tiger Balm on your cheek where it hurts as wll as taking Ibuprofen untill you can get to see a dentist. My sympathy is with you
  7. Sorry - more questions - is that Saturday or Sunday. Location perfect - just live around the corner
  8. Hi, I am after some advice. I have been given one of theose QVC 16 plant hanging basket thingies - the ones which secure the plants through the base with clips. I know spring has sprung and all that but I am looking for some advice as to what plants to put in now. I usually plant earlier and put builbs in for the winter months but what can I pout in now - all 16 plants and all.
  9. Rear window is my fav ..... Birds scares me to death - still have nightmares
  10. I agree Alfie is our second Cocker and they are fab .... would not consider any other breed as I just love a Cockers personality. Our Cocker, which we lost, was a solid balck and did have slight issues but with working and understanding we was the most beautiful and rewarding dog ever. Thanks everyone for their replys..... now where is that number again for the rescue agent. Keep you posted
  11. Thanks for the reply. Yeah, the idea is for both dogs to go training together - even if the other Cocker has no issue. That way it become a family afair and not just either me or my partner standing on the sidelines. We are hoping that both dogs together will compliment each other - the new one showing Alfie that other dogs can be fun and Alfie intergrating our new addition into the fold. I believe you get out of any animal what you put into it and that they are there to compliment your life as you are with theirs. I know a dog is not a human but 9ours are part of our family.
  12. Sorry for the long post but .... I know this question is like how long is a piece of string really and I suppose only the household would only know, but when it ok and time to get a second dog? We got Alfie a 19 month old Light Roan Cocker Spaniel, in Dececember after loosing our beloved other Cocker Spaniel Snoop - both dogs are rescue dogs as we like to give dogs a second chance. Alfie is a wonderful dog, a pleasure to be around with no bad habbits with the exception of barking at other dogs whilst out walking. This can sometimes been seen as aggression and therefore give other owners a wide birth. We are taking him to socialising classes and are coming on in leaps and bounds as now after a minute or so stops barking and completed sits and listens to comands - its just all noise as he wants to play but does not know how to go about it. He does do well with dogs once met as gets on very well with my dad's and neighbours dogs. We do work but have a dog sitter that come in during the day to walk and play with Alf. He is not distructive, with the exception of tennis balls, and quiet in the house during the day - as stated from our neighbours who are in during the day. I believe the house in which we live is big enough for a second dog and although no a private garden, the village which we are situated in holds more than adequate walking area. We are happy to take time off work and spend as much time is needed socialise both dogs and give them the space and time for them to get to know each other. We now have the chance of a companion for Alf, a two year old quiet natured Cocker Spaniel who is being rescued. The dogs sounds perfect for us as he his good on the lead and happy around other dogs, etc. Good at being bathed and groomed and not food obsesive. I am hoping that they would be company for each other and be able to grow old disgracefully together. I can remember hearing from somewhere that Cockers do well in pairs - does anyone have any experience of this. Any considered view are welcome. So as the thread started - second dog, yes or no?
  13. Most vets - in my experience - will ask whether you wish to claim direct or let them do it or their/your behalf. have a word with your vets and explain your position - take your insurance papers with you and see what they say
  14. Beautiful - melting with each piccie
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