ConBo

Better than any super glue but would scratch someone's face if they didn't give you a wide berth

Use a can of nail hard hairspray that set rock hard with a touch of rain. Wear towering heels and bent my legs at an unreal angle while walking. Wearing mascara so thick, my eyelids did press ups everytime I blinked. (Vanity..who needs it ) Cheating at games because I was a sore loser, now trying to tell our kids that winning isn't important. Lathering on the oil or whatever then baking in the sun or near a sun lamp till I sizzled