deaf andy

serfs, shirley?

up to now, there's only you that thinks it was irony. despair away, i don't give a flying squirrel.

that parking warden has probably been called 'scum' many times. ask him if he thinks it's ironic. and what's wrong with me making a correlation between 'sucking up' and 'sucking off'?

you're right. that could be sheffield forum's new slogan - "what's the point?"

oh, overalls. i thought you meant vehicle service (overhaul) as tomm06 said, progressive safety; or arco (parkway avenue), there are others. some builders merchants also do them

seriously? 10 character minimum? what a ****ing joke

why?10 characters minimum, what a ****ing joke

get the bus.

yeah me too. but i'd also take the keys out of the ignition and launch them as far as i could, preferably into a patch of nettles.

that parking warden will probably have been sacked by now.

i read that, but the only thing i got from it is that cyclone is considerably richer than yow.

http://www.ohmagif.com/2013/09/01/dude-taught-lesson-talking-phone-driving/

i was under the impression that for crossfire to work effectively, both cards had to be the same model

MS paint? very basic, but can resize and crop. and it's already there in windows. or, for more functionality, http://www.gimp.org

horses for courses. long ton, or short ton?