tom bowler

I have allocated approximately £1.80 - £1.95 for my mince pies. However, they are to last me the 12 days of christmas. I know ALDI do some good offers but am i realistically gonna be able to satisy my festive pastry needs on such a budget??? I reckon they are likely to hold off on the offers til the new year, in fact i'm sure of it!!!!!

So have i, it was a delight!

I have a fondness for mince pies and mr kipling makes a sensational pie!!!! However, they arent exactly competetively priced. Does anyone know of anywhere why i can find the ultimate pie at a reasonable price???? I'm prepared to travel if necessary

If it helps, i drive that way to work and i saw a young lad graffiti-ing the word 'TORD' on a wall. I dont know he was a fan of Sven's friend Mr Grip or whether this was a comedy twist on the word 'turd'???? Either way, graffiti isn't usually a positive indication of an area!!!!

I'm glad you lot think this is funny. This type of behaviour can cause fatal crashes!!! I very much doubt he'd be laughing and squirting water from his fake flower if i had crashed!

Simply stunning wasnt it. The spectrum of colours was a sight to behold.

Sounds like a typical case of 'badger chewing bullfrog'. My uncle is married to Bill Oddie's twin bother, so i should know!

Getting 'Girls Aloud' to run around bikini-clad in the peace gardens on an hourly basis may help???

I had a similar experience. I had to get rid of all my bunsen burners, now i just use candles instead

That'll be my own fault then i suppose! i hope the tram conductor didn't allow him to board. I dont mind a prank, but thats going too far!

Marsh Lane never went away did it???

a friend of mine was recently complaining of having 'foam' in his mouth, but he had driven through morrison's car-wash with his window down. You didnt make this mistake did you??

my wife uses an ironing board regularly, i dont know much about them myself. Are they similar to the boards you're referring to?

Does anyone know anything about that bloke dressed as a clown on the jessops tram-stop roof at around 16:30 today?? He threw a custard pie (actually shaving foam on a paper plate) at my car as i drove passed. A harmless prank i suppose but still annoying to have to clean it off my car bonnet! A student with too much time on his hands i'm guessing!

Thanks. Lets hope its not poisonous to badgers then. The last need is a dead badger on my lawn!!!! What has also caught my attention is that the badger in question has very little black fur and is mostly white. Well a dirty yellowy white anyway.