Unfortunately we did not have a "water closet" ours was a vault. 2 holes, one for big bums the other small. Always a family outing last thing at night. Once playing hide and seek with my sister at another house in the village, where the toilet seat was highly polished my sister who was hiding in the lav and without shoes on (not to scratch the seat) was peering through the vent brick in the wall, slipped and fell in the vault. In her pretty Sunday best.
Oh dear I was upset.
Natural man.