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I used to love Les and his spirt level.... oh and not forgetting Charlie Chuck 'donkey' - Loved Big Night Out. http://www.channel4.com/programmes/vic-reeves-big-night-out/episode-guide/series-2/episode-9

Just found this on another forum and thought you could do with a laugh........ Some of you may have already been warned of this........ You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removered by black-market organ thieves. Well My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago...I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary- my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacements body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something "lifted" look again- was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs, I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. Thought this was too " important " not to pass on. have a wonderful day- with a joy filled heart, P.P.S........These same thieves came into my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do it? Just thought you should know.

The Source IT workshop @ Meadowhall do a CLAIT & CLAIT plus courses. You can do them at your leisure and gain certificates too.

Why not try the Lakes - fantastic for dogs. We always stay in these cottages - more Eden Valley which is about 10 miles outside Penrith. Stayed in all but Hedwick cottage with no complaints - the owners really friendly and even a bottle of Vino on your arrival. http://www.gogamblesby.co.uk/ We have also found this site quite useful - just put in your requirements and will see places available to you. There are also ''iknow'' website for which ever area you want to visit http://www.iknow-lakedistrict.co.uk/ Enjoy and have a good holiday

It depend on what you want really - think American dinner with no so cheap meals and cocktails. Not worth the free meal and tiny cake to dine there. The ribs and onion loaf is ok but there are far better places to eat and be entertained IMO.

Finally found out example from internet although mine hold 16 plants http://reviews.ebay.co.uk/PLANTOPIA-HANGING-BASKETS-HOW-TO-PLANT-GUIDE_W0QQugidZ10000000003418408?ssPageName=BUYGD:CAT:-1:LISTINGS:1 Hope thi helps with suggestions. Thanks Hayley1 - alass you cannot just plant at the top

I know it sound silly bug Tiger Balm on your cheek where it hurts as wll as taking Ibuprofen untill you can get to see a dentist. My sympathy is with you

I must admit I am no fan of Leo but his last two films have had me hooked. Shutter Island - although slightly guessable was enjoyable bu Inception, I thought was fantastic - an up to date version of Matrix I would advise anyone to go and see it with an open mind

Sorry - more questions - is that Saturday or Sunday. Location perfect - just live around the corner

Hi, I am after some advice. I have been given one of theose QVC 16 plant hanging basket thingies - the ones which secure the plants through the base with clips. I know spring has sprung and all that but I am looking for some advice as to what plants to put in now. I usually plant earlier and put builbs in for the winter months but what can I pout in now - all 16 plants and all.

Rear window is my fav ..... Birds scares me to death - still have nightmares

Hi when and were is the dog show...... would love to come

I agree Alfie is our second Cocker and they are fab .... would not consider any other breed as I just love a Cockers personality. Our Cocker, which we lost, was a solid balck and did have slight issues but with working and understanding we was the most beautiful and rewarding dog ever. Thanks everyone for their replys..... now where is that number again for the rescue agent. Keep you posted

Thanks for the reply. Yeah, the idea is for both dogs to go training together - even if the other Cocker has no issue. That way it become a family afair and not just either me or my partner standing on the sidelines. We are hoping that both dogs together will compliment each other - the new one showing Alfie that other dogs can be fun and Alfie intergrating our new addition into the fold. I believe you get out of any animal what you put into it and that they are there to compliment your life as you are with theirs. I know a dog is not a human but 9ours are part of our family.