BrianPotter

spencer from the weakest link

and a beautiful view over hope valley from the terrace. full marks here too

lol, very funny, didn't realise you are the forum spellchecker. did the police turn you away because of your bad punctuation? anyway, i'd expect a copper to be, above all HONEST. Obesity, bad spelling and punctuation aside, that would be simonk/dongle ruled out.

they let fat people become regualr police?

quick simonk, advertising opportunity...

the taxpaying public would be much better off for a start, what with all the unscrupulous businesses that abuse the system

like your 'own' fitters, plumbers and electricians?

cue simon k...