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Dont know how true it is, but i hear some pubs have started letting women in on a Sunday dinnertime. How disgraceful is that:mad: . Who is supposed to cook dinner if all the women are in the pub? make no wonder society has collapsed.

The arch bishop of Canterbury said in the national papers, that he now is not sure there is a god after the tsunami.

I used to lie a lot, but as soon as i became an astronaut and walked on the moon without oxygen, i stopped. Hope that helps.

I would rather risk no insurance than get a black cab!

Sparklesiesta says: I rest my case

Pretend to be unemployed by going out with a wallet full of £20 notes.

Keep washing up liquid in the kitchen. I keep mine in a cupboard under the sink

Thanx sparkle i love you really xxxxxxx

Totally agree

Helen Worth was that ugly when she was born, the midwife slapped the afterbirth

Musical youth complete plonkers

once again cyclone shows no idea about law. I pay my road tax cyclone tell me where you live and i will block your drive arrogant man

This is the most amazing thing i have ever come across, you must be very proud of your uncle wow!

Good point Nick, that is one you need be be careful of. Another one is after a week or so your mind tells you that you can do it, so you think great its easy i will just have one last one, if i could just limit myself to 2 a day. Forget it, you smoke or dont.