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Earl of Groan
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With the Bright Carvings.
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Hat wearer.
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Curator.
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What Really Takes You Back In Time (In A Good Way)
Gormenghast replied to Draggletail's topic in General Discussions
Saturday mornings going to the market in town with mum and gran, then Woolworths restaurant for a plate of chips with gravy on. -
Do you often hide things away in bed?
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Can't remember ever annoying many. Speak
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Songs That Mention Something To Do With Water
Gormenghast replied to Donside 6's topic in I'm Bored!
Moving the River - Paddy Macalooñ -
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Yes, and most of his others also.
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What was the last thing you bought? (part 3)
Gormenghast replied to curriechick's topic in I'm Bored!
Dioressence -
Cressida, although I do know one that lives in South Wales aged about 45.
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Laboratory
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Nigel
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Funny
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Super Mario is less eñtertaining. Groan.
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He was the first winner on Mastermind i think? Might be wrong though.
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Poetry Please - A Little Culture For The Masses
Gormenghast replied to aardvark6535's topic in General Discussions
THE BLEEDIN' SPARRER We ‘ad a bleedin’ sparrer Lived up a bleedin’ spaht One day the bleedin’ rain came dahn An’ washed the bleeder aht. An’ as 'e layed ‘arf drahnded Dahn in the bleedin’ street ‘E begged that bleedin’ rainstorm To bave ‘is bleedin’ feet. But then the bleedin’ sun came aht Dried up the bleedin’ rain So that bleedin’ little sparrer ‘E climbs up ‘is spaht again. But, Oh! - the cruel sparrer ‘awk ‘E spies ‘im in ‘is snuggery ‘E sharpens up ‘is bleedin’ claws An’ rips ‘im aht by thuggery. Jist then a bleedin’ sportin’ type Wot ‘ad a bleedin’ gun ‘E spots that bleedin’ sparrer ‘awk An’ blasts ‘is bleedin’ fun. The moral of the story Is plain to everyone... That them wot’s up the bleedin’ spaht Don’t get no bleedin’ fun