Anyone ever had any bright idea's they thought might work?

I had an idea i thought would mix fashion and horror together, the finishing touch for Goths everywhere! Reflective Contact Lenses. Like cats eyes except they'd be in all different colours, can you imagine driving down the road at night and suddenly your headlights are reflected in the eyes of a tall, dark stranger! how cool would that be!

Anyway, if someone creates them - let me know!

They probably have them somewhere...I know I've seen ones like these novelty contacts (http://www.noveltycontactlenses.com/crazy.htm). Tried them on too...very freaky.

Ok, here was my latest trivial invention; fake tan that you add to bath water (obviously don't wash your hair though and learn to submerge totally)

hows about the worlds first submissive wife?

hows about the worlds first submissive wife?

Youwill never get it patented!!! Never I say!!!

God, for a minute there I thought that idiot Lestat was back.

Wouldn't it be great if some one invented a portable mobile phone signal blocker, so all those irritating ****s having pointless conversations on public transport would shut up for just a few minutes?

Wouldn't it be great if some one invented a portable mobile phone signal blocker, so all those irritating ****s having pointless conversations on public transport would shut up for just a few minutes?


I'm sure they actually exist, however, I think it illegal to use it in public...
They're not complex, probably be able to build one from Maplin's kit.

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I've got a fantastic invention that would really help mums, thought of it years ago & it would be cheap & simple to make but I've never done anything about it.
I'm not about to tell anyone on here though & risk the idea being stolen.

Can someone make this for me?

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I go through phases of having lots of brilliant ideas. I have a notebook to jot them down as i'll forget them later.

One idea I had a few years back was for a 'safety refuge pod' for drivers (and passengers) who have broken down on the motorway or other similar emergencies. There's lots of advantages: you are in a safe secure place, protected from the elements with basic facilities. Unfortunately there are the downsides: how do you stop people abusing the facility, maintenance, cost etc.

I also had an idea for a life raft shaped more like a pyramid so that no matter what side was in the sea, it would still be stable and keep people safe until rescued.

I'd also like a self cooling pillow with a thermostat included.

My husband thought of one (I think it's rubbish). A motorised pram/buggy for mums. I told him it's a rubbish idea as once you've given birth you are glad of the exercise!

My brother in law invented a shuttle cock with an LED in the end so we could carry on playing badminton after dark when we were camping.

hows about the worlds first submissive wife?

Or how about somebody inventing an intelligent husband? No, sorry, forgot - that's an oxymoron :hihi::hihi: :hihi::hihi:

Or how about somebody inventing an intelligent husband? No, sorry, forgot - that's an oxymoron :hihi::hihi: :hihi::hihi:

Well the word moron is in there somewhere anyway:hihi:




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