you'd have thought that working on a fruit and veg stall he'd be able to spot a lemon when he saw one :)

and to stay away from fruit cases

You watch Eastender??

I had such faith in you Internetowl :shakes:

its funny - its everything I hate about 'people' all rolled up into 30 mins of venom. I always feel calm after it, its like therapy.

And I've just heard my game's off tomorrow (waterlogged pitch) , so I can get ****** later on after all :)

Fair enough.

Your logic is flawless.

He was overly gormless tonight....

He was overly gormless tonight....

Internetowl's my mate. Don't talk about him like that please.

Okay, I know he's not perfect, but that was a bit harsh. :hihi:

From a blokes point of view, Martin is in a good situation - I know what I would suggest, dont think Naomi would be too happy about it though :hihi:

If I go off lesbians I'll never forgive Drabenders.

At least when they had dykes on Brookside they were young and good looking. It was a pleasure to behold (and I had to hold it too).

But come on, they're so bloomin' UGLY on Drabenders. I can't stand Hollyoaks, but I'd be transfixed if some of the girlies on there started to get it on with each other.

Yours, editor (Sunday Sport).

I find the storyline totally unbeliveable, it just seems to me that sonia woke up one day, realised she was married to the bloke that killed the man she loved and thought oh I know Ill become a lesbian, that should be an easy way to get out of this sticky situation...

Susie

I have not bothered with eastenders for years and find it load of complete rubbish much like all soaps.

yet you decided to read the thread anyway :) says plenty

I read many threads that don't directlty concern me. I am a strange person. You really need to know that to understand me.