1. Tonegy used to be a BMX champion but little did he know Unsworth's favourite uncle was killed by a bmx which fell from from a cargo plane back in the 80's. When Unsworth found out that Toney's a BMX wizard he flipped and called Tongey a "daft arse". Unfortunately "daft arse" was what Warnock used to get called at at school on account of his odd bum which actually has 3 buttocks. When Warnock heard Unworth say "daft arse" he thought Unsworth was insulting him so that's why he dropped him on Saturday. FACT.

2. Paul Ifill and Warnock had a huge bust in training yesterday after Warnock accused Ifill of eating all of the Bourbon Creams (which are Neils favourites). The matter was soon cleared up though when Kozzy was found curled up in a kit bag with chocolate smeared all over his mouth. FACT.

Anyone else heard any other "True and Factually Correct Rumours"?

1. Tonegy used to be a BMX champion but little did he know Unsworth's favourite uncle was killed by a bmx which fell from from a cargo plane back in the 80's. When Unsworth found out that Toney's a BMX wizard he flipped and called Tongey a "daft arse". Unfortunately "daft arse" was what Warnock used to get called at at school on account of his odd bum which actually has 3 buttocks. When Warnock heard Unworth say "daft arse" he thought Unsworth was insulting him so that's why he dropped him on Saturday. FACT.

2. Paul Ifill and Warnock had a huge bust in training yesterday after Warnock accused Ifill of eating all of the Bourbon Creams (which are Neils favourites). The matter was soon cleared up though when Kozzy was found curled up in a kit bag with chocolate smeared all over his mouth. FACT.

Anyone else heard any other "True and Factually Correct Rumours"?I'd heard that due to Neil constantly changing the side,having favourites,playing players out of position and generally losing the plot the team can't string a few passes together and the playoffs look a real posibility.Of course it's just a rumour.
Long may he reign.
Football would be a duller place without him cocking things up.

I'd heard that due to Neil constantly changing the side,having favourites,playing players out of position and generally losing the plot the team can't string a few passes together and the playoffs look a real posibility.Of course it's just a rumour.
Long may he reign.
Football would be a duller place without him cocking things up.

Yeah only time we really strung passes together was in the 2 local derbys .:hihi:
1 or 2nd place all season and NW's cocking it up :hihi: :hihi:
Would much rather be in wendys spot :help:

I thinks that you need to have Nick Montgomery in the centre of the park week in / week out, and you'll see a big change in the way the ball gets passed around the pitch!

Matt

Yeah only time we really strung passes together was in the 2 local derbys .:hihi:
1 or 2nd place all season and NW's cocking it up :hihi: :hihi:
Would much rather be in wendys spot :help:
You didn't string too many passes together at Hillsborough canada.The long punt for Akinbiyi was the main weapon.From what i've heard thats why the results have suffered.
Still it's good fun for us.Hopefully we can get our revenge next season.
Where abouts in Canada do you live?

You didn't string too many passes together at Hillsborough canada.The long punt for Akinbiyi was the main weapon.From what i've heard thats why the results have suffered.
Still it's good fun for us.Hopefully we can get our revenge next season.
Where abouts in Canada do you live?
Sorry, just read Toronto.

Anyone else heard any other "True and Factually Correct Rumours"?

A football team play at Bramall Lane!!!

I thinks that you need to have Nick Montgomery in the centre of the park week in / week out, and you'll see a big change in the way the ball gets passed around the pitch!

Matt
well im on coach 17 saturday, montys number, hopefully that will bring luck

A few of my mates knock around with Monty and Jags FACT